Fritzie Andrade

8:40am, still recovering from a massive respiratory disease, and almost lost a lung in the car during last-day-of-school drop off. It's not worth going outside today, folks!

Iconic bathroom. https://t.co/U09FrcypGq

Our household has entered meltdown mode. https://t.co/wWj3hR1uzV

Just had to pull my daughter from her ballet recital because they’re doing Cinderella and there’s nothing about any version of the show/movie/story that doesn’t terrify her. The more I think about it, I’m pretty sure she’s right!

“Is it allergies or am I sick?” If you’re wondering and can, maybe get it checked out. Found out that my “allergies” the last few weeks were allergies + a bacterial infection that was steadily getting worse until I was barely breathing. Glad we got that sorted!

A really fun thing is waiting 3 months for the x-ray appointment ordered by your doc, only for the whole thing to take exactly 3 minutes.

Found an insane growth on my daughter’s scalp this morning while brushing her hair. Rushed her to the ER. It was in fact NOT a growth, but a dog tick. She’s fine and back at school, but please someone help me unsee this. They asked me if I wanted to take it home! https://t.co/2lDQAxJfrT

No one warns you before you become a parent of the terror that fills your heart immediately after you send out invites to your kid's birthday party.

Good morning from whatever this vibe is. https://t.co/l5vbzg1nOS

I've started my Monday by confusing a screen wipe for a baby wipe and smearing it all over my eyes. Have a great week, everyone!

Current status is “dinosaur on the bathroom floor for multiple days.” https://t.co/diQv6jzuVb

RT @steven_aquino: As I’ve said for over 3 years now, abled people finally caught onto what many in the disabled community, including me, h…

Trying to read the news while my 3.5-year-old yells into my ear about how her birthday party needs to be “racecars in space,” so I guess that’s the only breaking news I’ll be engaging with today.

Just some stray horses running down the street unattended past our house in the suburbs. NBD.