Ginny Hogan

1 week ago | bustle.com | Ginny Hogan

If you’ve been ~reading the room~ these days, you may have noticed that people aren’t exactly thrilled right now. Whether it’s my Instagram filled with memes about moving to Mars (it’s uninhabitable, guys!), or my city-dwelling friends declaring they need to live on a farm forever (you hate dirt, Katie), or literally anything happening in the news (I prefer a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, but it’s not working out), everyone’s feeling just a little bit… off. The solution? To GTFO this summer.

2 weeks ago | mcsweeneys.net | Ginny Hogan

“Trump’s 41 percent approval rating is the lowest for any newly elected president at 100 days dating back at least to Dwight Eisenhower—including Trump’s own first term.” —CNN- - -We see the low approval ratings, yes. We understand. Our administration’s first one hundred days were the least popular in the past seventy, eighty, nine hundred years. But we just want you all to know: You can’t phase us. We were ready for this type of public reaction. Because our policies are very, very bad.

2 weeks ago | elitedaily.com | Ginny Hogan

It has been 22 years since the beloved 2003 rom-com How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days came out. I recently rewatched it — a ritual I partake in whenever I want to go back in time. I always find happy endings comforting, but I find them especially comforting when they remind me how relaxed I was in middle school, when I didn’t have to pay rent or anything. After my most recent watch, I’ve realized there’s something we’re not talking about enough: Andie wasn't trying all that hard to get Ben to dump her.

2 weeks ago | lithub.com | Ginny Hogan

Only one storyline in The White Lotus Season Three has anything resembling a happy ending: childhood friends Laurie, Jacklyn, and Kate finally rekindle their lifelong love for each other after a week of backstabbing and gossip. The viewer is left with no doubt that the three will continue to talk shit about each other until death do they part, but by the same token, the viewer has no doubts that they’ll be in touch for the rest of their lives.

4 weeks ago | mcsweeneys.net | Ginny Hogan

Everyone looks to the stock market to figure out if we’re heading into a recession. Sure, it has some info—for example, the market right now would tell us we definitely are—but that’s not the only recession warning sign we should be on the lookout for. If you know where to train your eyes, you’ll realize recession indicators are all around us. For example, any of the following might be a red flashing light: Taylor Swift starts a perfume line.