Gregg Kilday

Beginning to suspect that Trump’s strategy is to pick Cabinet heads as shields who will be subject to impeachment before he is — except with a Republican house that theory falls apart.

In the Senate reenactment of Conclave, Rick Scott apparently got assigned the John Lithgow role…

It’s starting to feel like we’re living in a script written by Terry Southern…

Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC

here’s pete hegseth, fox news host and trump’s pick for secretary of defense, nearly killing a drummer with an axe on live TV https://t.co/b1RHmVz6vZ

When Trump has one of those televised cabinet meetings where he goes around the table and everyone has to praise him, the sycophancy will last for hours…

Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins

Trump has selected South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem as his next secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, I’ve learned. https://t.co/gtFW9DloJV

Can’t help but wonder whether, even if subconsciously, Harvey Weinstein provided some of the inspiration for the look and emotional arc of the Penguin.

RT @NotHoodlum: I hope Biden has both Commander and Major in the Oval Office when Trump shows up there on Wednesday. https://t.co/5y2pA6NzUq

And then Nigel asked him, “And where is your barony located?”…

Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage

Barron Trump is a very bright 18 year old who played a big part in his father’s stunning victory. https://t.co/kPFSDEx0Yi

Some day, when a movie of this moment is made, the trailer will be scored with a slow, dirge-like version of “YMCA”

We’re all living in a real-life American Horror Story.

Every time Rachel says “NBC News can project,” it feels like being poked with an electric prod…

As someone who will do anything to avoid standing in a line — and so voted by mail — I applaud everyone weathering those lines to vote. (Though the system shouldn’t make it so difficult to vote.)

How about a movie in which Sacha Baron Cohen plays a repo man hired to get Rudy’s car?

Lisa Rubin @lawofruby

A man drove up to a FL polling place in Lauren Bacall's 1980 Benz convertible. But that man was Rudy Giuliani, who's under court order to hand over the car to the two former GA election workers to whom he's liable for defamation. My latest for @maddowblog: https://t.co/nWLzXLNKvQ

RT @ProManimalUnity: happy election day https://t.co/7gBpVrdsTB

RT @WillRollinsCA: .@TVietor08 and @jonfavs know what’s on the line tomorrow—we must flip California’s 41st blue to stop Ken Calvert’s reig…

The kind of person who, when the waiter asks what she’d like to order, spends ten minutes quizzing him on every item on the menu and then says take the orders for the rest of the table and then come back to me…

Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins

When CNN hosted a town hall in Pennsylvania with undecided voters, Pam Thistle was still debating which candidate to support. She tells CNN tonight that while she plans to officially make up her mind tomorrow, she's leaning toward Harris. https://t.co/NmCeXqABRO

Trump’s four-rally final day is kinda turning into “They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?”

As the campaigns end, I almost feel sorry for all the people who had to sit behind Trump at his rallies and so had to stare at his ass for more than 90 minutes…nah, not really.