Heather Schwedel

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Losing Weight While Just Standing Around Has to Be Magical Thinking, Right? Not So Fast.

2 weeks ago | slate.com | Heather Schwedel

Downtime By Sign up for the Slatest to get the most insightful analysis, criticism, and advice out there, delivered to your inbox daily. When videos featuring vibration plates began to undulate their way into my TikTok feed and thus my consciousness sometime in the last year, I knew what the sensible response was: Pffft. And I had that response, I did.
Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood’s White Lotus controversy just keeps getting more complicated.

1 month ago | slate.com | Heather Schwedel

Sign up for the Slatest to get the most insightful analysis, criticism, and advice out there, delivered to your inbox daily. It’s been a month, a full month, since The White Lotus aired its Season 3 finale. It wasn’t my favorite season of the show—I’m happy for Carrie Coon et al., but I’ve moved on, and so has most of the world. So how is this Aimee Lou Wood–Walton Goggins situation still going on?
Unfortunately, I Am Obsessed With Bill Belichick’s 24-Year-Old Girlfriend—and You Should Be Too

1 month ago | slate.com | Heather Schwedel

Sign up for the Slatest to get the most insightful analysis, criticism, and advice out there, delivered to your inbox daily. One of my failings as a person is that I will always, always fall for a character like Jordon Hudson, the 24-year-old woman who rocketed to tabloid infamy last week after her attempt to control the narrative about her relationship with football coach Bill Belichick backfired in rather spectacular fashion.
Unfortunately, I Am Obsessed With Bill Belichick’s 24-Year-Old Girlfriend—and You Should Be Too

1 month ago | slate.com | Heather Schwedel

Sign up for the Slatest to get the most insightful analysis, criticism, and advice out there, delivered to your inbox daily. One of my failings as a person is that I will always, always fall for a character like Jordon Hudson, the 24-year-old woman who rocketed to tabloid infamy last week after her attempt to control the narrative about her relationship with football coach Bill Belichick backfired in rather spectacular fashion.
We All Know What Happened the Last Time Blake Lively Had a Movie to Promote. This Time It’s Been Extra Ridiculous.

1 month ago | slate.com | Heather Schwedel

Fame Sign up for the Slatest to get the most insightful analysis, criticism, and advice out there, delivered to your inbox daily. We all know what happened the last time Blake Lively had a movie to promote: It landed her in a legal and public relations fiasco the likes of which Hollywood has rarely seen, a mess she’s still deeply mired in.
Could Nathan Fielder’s Trick for Preventing Plane Crashes Really Work? I Asked My Pilot Boyfriend.

1 month ago | slate.com | Heather Schwedel

Skip to the content Television When HBO announced that The Rehearsal would be returning for a second season, this one focusing on aviation safety, boyfriends everywhere rejoiced. Though I’ve gathered that Nathan Fielder is a hero among boyfriendkind, I still suspect few were rejoicing quite as hard as the Fielder fan in my life.
Could Nathan Fielder’s Trick for Preventing Plane Crashes Really Work? I Asked My Pilot Boyfriend.

1 month ago | yahoo.com | Heather Schwedel

When HBO announced that The Rehearsal would be returning for a second season, this one focusing on aviation safety, boyfriends everywhere rejoiced. Though I’ve gathered that Nathan Fielder is a hero among boyfriendkind, I still suspect few were rejoicing quite as hard as the Fielder fan in my life. That’s because, as a pilot, my boyfriend occupies what I imagine to be the very small overlap in the Venn diagram of people who had a preexisting passion for both Fielder and aviation.
It’s the Most Devious Childhood Prank of All. Now It’s Under Threat by a Familiar Foe.

1 month ago | slate.com | Heather Schwedel

Downtime This is part of Egg, an attempt to explain why Americans have absolutely lost their minds over egg prices. To err is human, and for much of history, to egg was too. For almost as long as chickens have laid eggs, human beings have hurled them, often as an act of defiance. But who can afford a symbolic sacrifice of a perfectly good egg in this economy?
The “Katy Perry Goes to Space” Debacle Has Now Taken the Most Hilarious Turn Possible

1 month ago | slate.com | Heather Schwedel

Sign up for the Slatest to get the most insightful analysis, criticism, and advice out there, delivered to your inbox daily. We are now several days into the “Katy Perry and friends went to space!” news cycle, and things are getting weird. How weird, you ask? Well, rather than let the story fade away, a proxy for Perry is now demanding an apology from a fast-food chain.
The “Katy Perry Goes to Space” Debacle Has Now Taken the Most Hilarious Turn Possible

1 month ago | yahoo.com | Heather Schwedel

Yahoo is using AI to generate takeaways from this article. This means the info may not always match what's in the article. Reporting mistakes helps us improve the experience.Generate Key TakeawaysSign up for the Slatest to get the most insightful analysis, criticism, and advice out there, delivered to your inbox daily. We are now several days into the “Katy Perry and friends went to space!” news cycle, and things are getting weird. How weird, you ask?

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Articles

Losing Weight While Just Standing Around Has to Be Magical Thinking, Right? Not So Fast.

Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood’s White Lotus controversy just keeps getting more complicated.

Unfortunately, I Am Obsessed With Bill Belichick’s 24-Year-Old Girlfriend—and You Should Be Too

Unfortunately, I Am Obsessed With Bill Belichick’s 24-Year-Old Girlfriend—and You Should Be Too

We All Know What Happened the Last Time Blake Lively Had a Movie to Promote. This Time It’s Been Extra Ridiculous.

Could Nathan Fielder’s Trick for Preventing Plane Crashes Really Work? I Asked My Pilot Boyfriend.

Could Nathan Fielder’s Trick for Preventing Plane Crashes Really Work? I Asked My Pilot Boyfriend.

It’s the Most Devious Childhood Prank of All. Now It’s Under Threat by a Familiar Foe.

The “Katy Perry Goes to Space” Debacle Has Now Taken the Most Hilarious Turn Possible

The “Katy Perry Goes to Space” Debacle Has Now Taken the Most Hilarious Turn Possible

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