J. Elvis Weinstein

It was like the classic "Lady or the Tiger" but with glass doors.

My neck is sore from hours of shaking my head.

I think I'll miss science the most.

Come to think of it, this is how my actual call from the oncologist went too but I survived.

J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein

It's like America is waiting for the test results call from our oncologist.

I have a grudging envy of that level of obliviousness.

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast

Google search interest for the query “Did Joe Biden drop out?” has been spiking these past couple of days. https://t.co/HLcImBbXK7

RT @JElvisWeinstein: It's like America is waiting for the test results call from our oncologist.

I can't believe how long this line is. This is In-n-Out Burger suppression.

At least they aren't golden sneakers.

John Meyer @Irish_Searcher

@JElvisWeinstein You’re so far up Kamala’s butt only your shoes stick out.

RT @bradbatt: JD says there’s a movie that is extremely influential to his entire political worldview and I promise you with a thousand yea…

If so, I won't look back - for fear of becoming a pillar of salt.

Anonymous @YourAnonCentral

Elon Musk: "If Kamala Harris wins, I may have to shutdown X" https://t.co/yp3WkSBeqk

Getting a young man to not do something (like get a vaccine) is much easier than getting them to do something (register and vote.)

She hates us all.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

the gigantic sunglasses inside is definitely a look https://t.co/WKUx5tpsnN

As long as I stay in "Following" instead of "For You" I'll make it through the day.

It's like America is waiting for the test results call from our oncologist.

RT @AlexEdelman: I sat next to Quincy Jones once at something I had to perform at and at some point he said "Are you Jewish?" and when I to…

RIP Quincy Jones. The only "Q" I listen to.

RT @JElvisWeinstein: If there's not at least one of those people you'd want to vote against, you are Vladimir Putin.