Jack Newman

Looking to speak to people in the UK whose coronavirus test results have been lost #journorequest

RT @SixesANDwickets: Hey @Channel4 if this tweet gets 20,000 retweets, will you air the full 2005 Ashes Series? https://t.co/M76NLxazIb

Going out in style https://t.co/w42TRZDKV6

Very clever of Besiktas to deliberately fail to qualify for any European competitions just to avoid having to buy Karius https://t.co/VDCzeXDiYs

RT @Zonal_Marking: An incredibly on-brand display from Solskjaer's Man Utd. Started the game playing a team below them in the table, so per…

I don't know if this says more about my career than the pun...

Jack Elsom @JackElsom

This pun is the proudest moment of @jackawnewman's career so far https://t.co/h3mkUlDLNk

RT @TheBarmyArmy: Sorry, @BLACKCAPS, but it had to be done. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #CarryThemHome https://t.co/ByPRqMhrFU

England should watch out for Darida in the middle who will look to deconstruct our play

Czech Football National Team @ceskarepre_eng

🇨🇿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #EURO2020 #CZEENG This is our line-up for tonight's match against @England. Kick-off at 8.45pm CET. https://t.co/wt2taCjZhI

RT @ColeenRoo: This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it...... https://t.co/0YqJAoXu…

King Eric is the King Lear you never thought you needed

Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt

Wins the 2019 UEFA President's Award... Gives bizarre cryptic speech to confuse everyone in attendance. Eric Cantona, ladies and gentlemen 😂 https://t.co/qNgZB0cFoW

ie one limb of Harry Maguire

The Associated Press @AP

BREAKING: G-7 countries have agreed to an immediate $20 million fund to help Amazon countries fight wildfires. https://t.co/iXyXg99W68

‘We are being seriously overrun in midfield’ https://t.co/Fjt2lcorfI

Roy of the few overs

RT @JoeNBC: Authorities couldn’t keep Epstein alive by putting him under 24 hour surveillance? How convenient for a lot of rich and powerfu…

‘It is not clear what the petition is asking the UK Government or Parliament to do’ https://t.co/Gj7Eq0xWxT

After 240 minutes of football, England have only scored one penalty. For all our qualities, why do we find it so hard to score from open play? This is a problem that dates back to the World Cup but was overlooked then because Slabhead and co were banging in every corner...

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