Jeff Maurer

1 week ago | imightbewrong.org | Jeff Maurer

Last week, Bernie Sanders went on The Flagrant Podcast and nodded along while one of the hosts spouted the canard that the 2016 and 2020 Democratic Primaries were fixed. Here’s the clip:First, it’s well past time to say this: Know-nothing comedians with highly-affected appearances are a big problem in our national dialogue. If it’s not this asshat with his Clark Gable mustache and his Mister-Rogers-except-not-as-butch sweater, then it’s Theo Von with his ironic power mullet.

1 week ago | imightbewrong.org | Jeff Maurer

How does a man attract a woman? That’s simple: Acquire. Goats. Acquire goats to signal that your farm is prosperous, and that a woman will not want for fig wine or turquoise-encrusted finery should she come to be under your roof. If you acquire the goats through battle, all the better, and be sure to place your enemies’ heads on spikes outside your hut so that all may know your prowess as a warrior. Chicks dig that.

1 week ago | imightbewrong.org | Jeff Maurer

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2 weeks ago | imightbewrong.org | Jeff Maurer

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2 weeks ago | imightbewrong.org | Jeff Maurer

Only three months after Elon arrived in DC waving a chainsaw to symbolize his effort to cut the federal behemoth down to size, the DOGE post-mortems are already being written. The Atlantic has a long article called “The Decline and Fall of Elon Musk”, opting to use both “decline” and “fall” in the title because apparently neither word fully captures the magnitude of Elon’s shit-eating.