Jeffrey Klineman

Forget the Roman Empire. Most days, I think about the State Champion Ridgeview Middle School Academic Bowl Team. We RULED!

This actors' strike needs to end before #erewhon starts having to discount smoothies.

Pretty cool vid with @HamlinIsland, Don't Quit and special olympian Julia Harris -- fits well with brand evolution... https://t.co/sIZDjMUJDp

Very important breaking beverage news: https://t.co/n5smRXakc7

02112023. At least there’s a 2112 in there. Otherwise, what a lame date.

Good news for @sambazon -- the most searched-for pronunciation in America last year was "acai." Second most searched for? "corpuscle".

If you leave chocolate chip larabars out in the sun long enough they get pretty darn tasty. #ProTip

Not to mention polynomial equations. Can someone explain why this #mathgrooming is allowed.

Also what are these woke "bifocal lenses" enabling? Very concerned.

Recently learned that there's a binomial pricing model. Very concerned about what that's teaching our children.

Amazing that in the Suja/Vive deal, you've got a brand once part-owned and spurned by Coke buying another brand part owned by Pepsi. #shots fired.

Surfing the wave of hate with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Can't wait for her "Ban Mrs. Doubtfire" campaign. You’re a constituent in Marjorie Taylor Greene’s town. She declares you’re a predator. https://t.co/BLVTaBDADb via @slate

Rejected Headline this week: It's 'Don't Cut Off Your Nose to Spite Your Face,' not 'Don't Bit Off His Nose for a Parking Space.'

Really glad to be able to have the threat of Nuclear War back on the table. New neuroses are like silver, old neuroses are like gold.

RT @RobbyRav: Kyrie not even into cool conspiracies. He on lame early 2000s shit. TELL ME LEMONS ARE A FAKE FRUIT OR SOMETHING.

Who is the wizard who scheduled Negroni Week during National Recovery Month?

Mmmmm pig collagen… https://t.co/1UUzmsZcMm