Jerry Zezima
Columnist at Stamford Advocate
I write a humor column for Tribune News Service and I'm the author of seven books. I have one wife, two daughters, five grandchildren and many creditors.
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2 days ago |
ctinsider.com | Jerry Zezima
If a shampoo were ever named after me, which would work everyone else into a lather, it would be called Empty Head & Shoulders. That's because I have more gray matter on the outside of my head than I do on the inside. My barber, Maria Santos, knows this and has not only added color to my life but recently answered a question that had me scratching my head:What comes first, the shampoo or the conditioner? "Why do you ask?" Maria asked.
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5 days ago |
miamiherald.com | Jerry Zezima
Thanks to the wonderful values instilled in me at Saint Michael's College in Colchester, Vermont, where I graduated magna cum lager, I do not (as yet) have a criminal record.
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5 days ago |
dailygazette.com | Jerry Zezima
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6 days ago |
theindependent.com | Jerry Zezima
If a shampoo were ever named after me, which would work everyone else into a lather, it would be called Empty Head & Shoulders. That’s because I have more gray matter on the outside of my head than I do on the inside. My barber, Maria Santos, knows this and has not only added color to my life but recently answered a question that had me scratching my head:What comes first, the shampoo or the conditioner? “Why do you ask?” Maria asked.
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1 week ago |
clevelandbanner.com | Jerry Zezima
As chairman of the bored in my house, a responsibility I take sitting down, I am thrilled to announce that I have a new chair in my office. My only worry is that, as with all the other chairs I have ever had, I will lose possession of this one to either my wife or — this has actually happened before — a dog. The stolen seat saga began many years ago when I bought, with the approval and financial assistance of my wife, Sue, an easy chair.
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What would that goofy guy in your life (dad, gramps, bro, uncle, buddy) like for Father's Day? OK, beer is a good choice, too. But how about one or more of my books. They're more fun than a tie. Check them out on my Amazon author page: https://t.co/aUa710EPyT
I'm taking a stand by getting a new place to sit. Read all about it in this week's column, "Three Chairs for Jerry!" It's on my blog: https://t.co/obVWigHeF8 https://t.co/vsw0hizHuU
I'm celebrating four decades of silliness! Read all about it in "The Adventures of a Class Clown." The 40th anniversary column is on my blog: https://t.co/obVWigHeF8 https://t.co/d9Ivtjxf99