Jess Joho

anyone claimed “Sub Stacked” as a newsletter yet? subhead: Thots from a Big Titty Sex Pervert? asking for a friend

i’ve been using a mug to eat soup and, lemme tell you, you’ve all been HAD by Big Bowl

my two latest reminders 😌 https://t.co/NanlHUS3y3

what is happening on the internet right now jd vance-ily canaNOT keep happening

Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse

https://t.co/8QAuzE8IvP

if the baby eagles die, i’m killing myself

RT @rohmontgomery: https://t.co/788BwbdUOw

yeah but when the birds win, the real war on philadelphia begins (eagles fans celebrating in their own city)

flare jeans and kicks… Hot Topic Chic has arrived

heart skipped a beat like i was watching SZA walk down the isle to me 😭

just so we’re clear on the facts here: the attacker was NOT part of the protests, the victim is hispanic and in critical condition, and organizers told everyone to leave for their safety. yet X is filled with blue checks saying “deport them.” deport who? you the fuck out of LA?? https://t.co/Eac0WZBlVM

Mayor Karen Bass @MayorOfLA

Violence of any kind will not be tolerated. LAPD has responded and is working to keep Angelenos in the area safe.  The City of Los Angeles supports free speech and the right to peacefully protest — but those who commit crimes will be held accountable.

my most toxic relationship is caring about the state of journalism

gen z has been getting far too much hate for my liking. every generation has their stinkers, and with far less global catastrophe to blame for it. THE KIDS ARE NOT JUST ALRIGHT BUT A FUTURE WORTH ALL THE FIGHT WE HAVE IN US!

People's City Council - Los Angeles @PplsCityCouncil

STUDENT WALK OUT- OUTSIDE CITY HALL NOW: High school students from all over LA have walked out of class and gathered in front of city hall to protest the president’s fascist agenda. SOLIDARITY WITH THE YOUTH! FUCK ICE! https://t.co/cDQAQTjHO0

if you literally translate the name of my hometown, Salvador, it means “save the pain” 🫶 feeling all the feels that a song made to help rebuild the city i call home now is all about bringing the love of my life back to my homeland 🇧🇷

ricky montgomery @rohmontgomery

LA is my hometown. I’ve lived here for most of my life, and I love it ferociously. The last few weeks have only reinforced the passion I have for my home. Today, I am proud to announce that a song of mine called “Salvador” - recorded and produced completely in Altadena with my https://t.co/bUhFHJS3aI

forcing us to call it “DOGE” and “X” is some real boar on the floor shit

new rule: whenever someone uses “DEI,” ask “you mean women and people of color?” don’t let them invent a new word. force them to say what the fuck they mean.