Jessi Gowan

RT @Horse_Jeans: Ive been laughing at this headline for 24 hours https://t.co/NjPRYuCmto

RT @DavidFutrelle: Most people staying home aren't doing so out of fear; they're trying to avoid becoming coronavirus vectors that could si…

RT @knguyen: Instagram used to be the app I opened and be like “nice, Dan had a taco” and now I open Insta and I’m fucking furious Dan won’…

RT @DerekMilman: Every email rn: Hi, you bought a container of hair pomade from us in 2009. Let us tell you everything we're doing to prot…

RT @nymph10000: We recommend that the elderly stop entering polling locations. Very high risk of COVID-19. Please do not vote, young people…

RT @GMPaiella: Everybody on this site has spent years tweeting about canceling plans, staying inside, and wanting to die ... well

RT @dubstep4dads: going into quarantine. not showing any symptoms i really just need time to focus on myself

RT @nxthompson: There is all kinds of terrific, highly salient right now, advice in here: https://t.co/zs3LNxA4WT

RT @MsJuneDiane: Stop telling your daughters they can be president when you are unwilling to vote for a woman president.

RT @HLThompson93: What’s it like living with anxiety: https://t.co/IDne7YbZMl

RT @SamuelAAdams: the terrifying thing about an outbreak that requires people not to leave their homes for 90 days is it means the only one…

RT @ryandroyd: i love it when writers are like “buhhh i should just write ROMANCE, it would be so much EASIER” as though writing a good sex…

Me, the editor.

Michelle Ghoussoub @MichelleGhsoub

When your editor has “just a few questions” about your story https://t.co/iCqXMNrFy9

RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: I hope the whistleblower is a literal witch who was hunting him.

This is perfect. My sense of humor is incredibly dark/surreal, and this definitely gives me some insight as to why no one else seems to laugh as hard as I do at my favorite jokes.