Joe Floccari

Drowning in car debt? Go park in downtown Philly. The problem will be solved by midnight. #SuperBowlLIX https://t.co/9oCmWji1Ez

Would you let a guy who’s an expert in Ryobi drills and 2by4’s pick an NFL team? No??? At Home Depot, Blanc would never give a VP 20 years to fix a problem. Blanc would have fired that employee. The problem isn’t Blanc’s hires. It’s him. Blanc should sit in the press box

Tori McElhaney @tori_mcelhaney

"You don't pass up that opportunity," Terry Fontenot said about taking Michael Penix Jr. No. 8 overall. "Kirk Cousins is our quarterback. ... With Michael Penix, we're thinking about the future."

The Astros don’t need trash cans! They have Angel Hernandez on their side! Good lord!

Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1

How is Angel Hernandez allowed to umpire Major League games https://t.co/vZBocUvDOt

RT @mikeseidel: Hanging out with @BuffaloBills fans at 12° and 0° windchill with huge piles of #snow. 41.3" fell in nearby Hamburg. Kicko…

This year’s flag football Pro Bowl is a sneak peak into the NFL’s future.

Rich Eisen @richeisen

We now have 300 pound linemen extending their arms amidst taking down a quarterback to show they don’t intend to use their full body weight and it’s still not enough. https://t.co/ULmqBVAJbb

Bulldog fans: A helpful message to copy and paste to any Bama fans text you. #UGAvsBAMA Verizon SERVICE ERROR 306: Message delivery failed. The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service. Any additional texts sent result in a $5.00 service charge. https://t.co/RWozO8gE0E

RT @JenCarfagno: I’m always impressed by our team that macgyvers us into staying on the air. Thank you photog @JoeFloccari and producer @tt…

Mitch McConnell’s operating system froze. Here come the robot clone conspiracy theories! https://t.co/uQ3OEn3iYt

Now that they claim aliens are real… My 3 top suspects to be aliens are Mark Zuckerburg, Elon Musk, and Neil deGrasse Tyson.

When you’re covering flash flooding and all the bathrooms are closed. You gotta do what you gotta do. https://t.co/H9WEgF6XhY

Oops. Sorry guys. My bad. Someone call security on JoeFlo. https://t.co/VhshMRMmaN

It’s kinda cool when @Casey Neistat jumps in your live shot. I would be mad at any other person. Feel free to jump in anytime Casey. You’re awesome! https://t.co/TsL1IVoicz

Husband survival hacks: This #ValentineDay, if your wife got you a hot air balloon ride as a gift. Make sure she’s getting on the ballon with you.

The Eagles lose #SBLVII for an entertaining post game put on the Philly Police scanner. 15k people are listening… Bond court is gonna be interesting in the morning. https://t.co/nLP6TDJeWR

The World Series and now the Super Bowl. #PrayersForPhiladelphia #SBLVII @Eagles @Phillies

How many people across the world though someone was sitting on the remote during the Tubi commercial? lol #SuperBowl SBLVII