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  • 1 week ago | nytimes.com | John Hodgman

    B: You are wrong. Writing a holiday card is an act of generosity, not a transaction. And explaining your tit-for-tat retaliation is a pretty aggro holiday message to send. If you truly still care about them, I would add them back to the list and enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of making them feel guilty each year.

  • 2 weeks ago | nytimes.com | John Hodgman

    By David writes: I work in our basement. We have no laundry chute, so when I need printouts, I walk upstairs to my wife's office to get them. My wife tolerates this, and the fact that I'm not wearing pants. But when she's in a meeting, she says: "Don't come in! My camera's on!" Please order her to turn off her webcam when she hears me coming up the stairs so I don't have to get dressed.

  • 1 month ago | nytimes.com | John Hodgman

    By Timothy writes: My friends text me their Wordle skeletons after they finish. And because I know some of their starting words, I can figure out some letters and positions, which helps me out. Some of my friends say that's cheating. I think it's smart and fun.

  • 2 months ago | nytimes.com | John Hodgman

    By Nicole writes: Is Hawaiian pizza a "classic"? I say yes: Pineapple and ham on pizza has been around for decades. But my friend Andrea says no: "Classic" toppings are restricted to pepperoni, extra cheese, anchovies, etc. Please order Andrea to share a pineapple pizza with me, and make her order it by saying: "I would like a Hawaiian, which is a classic kind of pizza."

  • 2 months ago | nytimes.com | John Hodgman

    Marc writes: Our 8-year-old, Philip, received several Lego sets for his birthday. I think Lego sets should be kept together for future re-creation. My wife, Jess, thinks all the Legos should be dumped together in a bin. Who's right? Maybe Jess is one of those people who think following instructions to build a big Yoda to stare at you judgmentally from a shelf for a dozen years is less "creative" than the bashing of bricks together at random before losing them under the radiator.

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25 Apr 25

THE JOY OF ZONING! Friday, April 25 https://t.co/9iXPkOtQa3

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25 Apr 25

RT @dieworkwear: @GilWebert i think your definition of elitist is backwards if you think a guy who lives in a small apartment with a cat is…

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25 Apr 25

RT @GroovyBruce: Okay, Suits is a go. Now this. Burn Notice reboot anyone? https://t.co/aFdFYCj9oM