John Hodgman
Journalist at Freelance
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2 weeks ago |
nytimes.com | John Hodgman
By Nicole writes: Is Hawaiian pizza a "classic"? I say yes: Pineapple and ham on pizza has been around for decades. But my friend Andrea says no: "Classic" toppings are restricted to pepperoni, extra cheese, anchovies, etc. Please order Andrea to share a pineapple pizza with me, and make her order it by saying: "I would like a Hawaiian, which is a classic kind of pizza."
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1 month ago |
nytimes.com | John Hodgman
Marc writes: Our 8-year-old, Philip, received several Lego sets for his birthday. I think Lego sets should be kept together for future re-creation. My wife, Jess, thinks all the Legos should be dumped together in a bin. Who's right? Maybe Jess is one of those people who think following instructions to build a big Yoda to stare at you judgmentally from a shelf for a dozen years is less "creative" than the bashing of bricks together at random before losing them under the radiator.
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1 month ago |
nytimes.com | John Hodgman
Catherine escribe: Mi marido, Alex, ¡se niega a taparse la boca cuando estornuda en casa! Puedo ver las partículas del estornudo salpicando por todas partes. Alex dice que debería poder "desahogarse" en su propia casa. Por favor, haz que se detenga. No hace mucho estaba seguro de que nunca volveríamos a abrazarnos, y mucho menos a respirar boquiabiertos sobre un recipiente compartido de hummus en la sala VIP de un aeropuerto.
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1 month ago |
nytimes.com | John Hodgman
Catherine writes: My husband, Alex, refuses to cover his mouth when he sneezes at home! I can see the sneeze particles spraying all over. Alex says he should be able to "let it out" in his own home. Please make him stop. It wasn't long ago I was sure we'd never hug one another again, let alone breathe gape-mouthed over a tub of shared hummus in an airport lounge.
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Jan 24, 2025 |
hodgman.substack.com | John Hodgman
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