
John Semley
Freelance Writer at Freelance
writer, researcher, ultimate nfl insider. full of deep sympathy, modified by contempt. follow @slowlearnerspod same handle on b-sky.
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2 weeks ago |
thespec.com | John Semley
Here’s a thought experiment. Imagine a United States Marine. A member of that elite fighting force who spearheaded so many of that empire’s most dangerous military maneuvers. Imagine being a member of the same brave fellowship who ducked Nazi gunfire on the D-Day beaches, or who triumphantly raised the Stars and Stripes after the Battle of Iwo Jima. And then imagine being dispatched, by Presidential decree, to quell a rowdy mariachi band on Olvera Street in Los Angeles. An inane image, perhaps.
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3 weeks ago |
thespec.com | John Semley
When you think of Harvard, what comes to mind? The verdant, inviting greenery of the Yard? The image of young, bookish students, backpacks slung over one shoulder, future leaders of the free world all, bustling between lecture halls? Graduates in crimson fringed gowns tossing their mortarboards into the sky, triumphantly? Good stuff, basically. Smart stuff. To wit: my alma mater sold sweatshirts advertising itself as “Canada’s Harvard.” It remains a pretty cringey designation.
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1 month ago |
thespec.com | John Semley
Lately, I can’t stop thinking of BonziBuddy. To anyone of my vintage—circa, roughly, the mid-1980s—who grew up on a computer, the name probably rings a bell. A free computer “virtual assistant,” BonziBuddy was a computer generated purple gorilla, who would hang out in the corner of the screen. As far as I could figure out at the time, the main purpose of BonziBuddy: making it say swear words.
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1 month ago |
inquirer.com | John Semley
The Trump administration’s promises to impose massive tariffs on imported goods has put several local industries on edge — from shipping to real estate to the Philly-based fabricator that makes the massive tarp covering the field at Citizens Bank Park between games.
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1 month ago |
thenation.com | John Semley
Feature / May 19, 2025 Welcome to Casino Capitalism 2.0The legalization and rapid spread of sports betting has made problem gambling everyone’s problem. Illustration by Josh Gosfield. This article appears in the June 2025 issue, with the headline “Casino Capitalism 2.0.”Like fishermen and romantics, gamblers never forget the one that got away. For Rob Minnick, now 25, that was in 2018, during the annual “March Madness” college basketball tournament.
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Tom Homan looks like every suspect sketch from every "missing wife" episode of Unsolved Mysteries.

(Sam Reinhart Voice) fuckin well number one's gotta be Jeanne Dielman, a'course. uh...fuck boys...gotta have some Yang in there. not Yi-Yi. probably gonna say Mahjong? fuckin wicked flick. three's Meshes in the Afternoon. no brainer eh? and fer four...tough...let's go Family Guy.

Four Favorites with the Florida Panthers and the Edmonton Oilers 🏒 https://t.co/nT7ZX7XCyx

this movie made me a heterosexual.

Cameron Diaz in ‘The Mask’ (1994) https://t.co/snWRHubrwF