Jon Bois

the only reason nfl analysts hate interceptions so much is that we're jealous that we can't throw the ball that well. i'll admit that much in my case. jared goff can chuck it 45 yards right into a player's hands? fuck that. i uh, i don't like the color of his jersey. bad play

this was cool but it happened while i had a piece of apple stuck between my teeth and i couldn't get it out. being a chiefs fan is torture

Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia

Chiefs BLOCK the game winning field goal to stay undefeated! https://t.co/rjUTd4c2mS

patrick mahomes runs with the urgency, grace, and body language of a supermarket sweep contestant

you know, this nfl sunday, it’s important what difference us. but when we all it together, and that which it’s all of us, that’s when it’s what’s most of all. and that’s how it’s together the game — in a big way

you see a link to my article. it's titled "The Kansas City Chiefs Are The Leftist Heroes We Need Right Now." wincing, you click. you find that the entire crux of my argument is that paul rudd is a fan and he seems nice. you help organize the first ever book burning for an article

i know i've been heavy with the political takes lately, so for now i'll just leave you with this: all of us, no matter where we stand politically, have to accept that once-daily jardiance was really swell and that ultimately, it was the little pill with the big story to tell

if we’d actually known how disinterested some of the key stakeholders really were in winning this election we may as well have spun the wheel on a third party or two. do not ever, ever let the democratic party tell you it’s your fault ever again. it's not

Michael @Socdem_Michael

So Biden’s internal polling was showing something close to this map… And they allowed him to run for re-election?? This is beyond irresponsible and selfish. All of these people should be exiled from Dem politics. https://t.co/FUeGUZJbA7

here's someone who's taken as much grief from as many sides as anybody and just won again because she's ideologically consistent and her voters know exactly who she is

DSA @DemSocialists

Congratulations to our now re-elected, @DetroitDSA champion for the working class, Congresswoman @RashidaTlaib! We are so proud of Rashida’s tireless advocacy on behalf of the residents of MI-12, for standing for working people, and for standing against American imperialism. https://t.co/OpzIDV6NK0

really interested to see how the presidential election shakes out

when you're a chiefs fan and they won a monday night football game but there's other stuff happening the next day that everyone's talking about instead https://t.co/sZozOGksD5

posting these here so you can access the new york times without crossing the picket line during the tech guild's strike: the new york times are 12:00 a.m through 11:59 p.m. there is also a 4:60 p.m. as well as a 4:61, 4:62, and 4:63 which you can use if you are running late

more like selection day, since everyone is selecting their preferred candidate

i hope they keep going with all the political ads after the election’s over. give me all of those you got. i watch them instead of reading the news or books

what's the name of that play the eagles always run where they line up in a tight formation and push each other forward in fourth-and-short situations? please reply if you know what it's called