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Jonathan van Halem

New York

News Producer, Tooning Out the News at Comedy Central

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  • Oct 17, 2024 | mcsweeneys.net | Chandler Dean |Jonathan van Halem

    With the 2024 presidential campaign entering the homestretch, an anxious nation has once again turned to historian Allan Lichtman and his Thirteen Keys to the White House. Every four years, Lichtman predicts who will win the presidency based on whether the incumbent party has met eight of his thirteen criteria for success. Critics, however, argue that Lichtman’s keys are subjective, opaque, and easy to retrofit for a predetermined outcome.

  • Oct 24, 2023 | lifehacker.com | Jonathan van Halem

    Cash is king, even if the jury is still out on how much you should carry on you at any given moment. What’s not up for debate is how frustrating it is to walk up to an ATM and have to authorize a charge for $2 or $3 for the privilege of accessing your own money. Yes, you can go to one of your bank’s ATMs to avoid the fee, but that’s not always feasible. Instead, you can choose a bank that will cover those fees for you.

  • Oct 18, 2023 | lifehacker.com.au | Jonathan van Halem

    So you’ve set out to do a load of laundry only to realise you already used the last of the detergent. Bummer — but there is hope for your socks and underwear yet. In a pinch, you can sub in some common household items for your laundry detergent; they may not have the same stain-busting power, but they will get rid of odours and bacteria. Depending on which one you have on hand, they might even leave your clothes smelling fresher. 7 things you can use when you’re out of laundry detergentBaking soda.

  • Aug 3, 2023 | lifehacker.com.au | Jonathan van Halem

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  • Jul 24, 2023 | lifehacker.com.au | Jonathan van Halem

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Jonathan van Halem
Jonathan van Halem @jon_vanhalem
25 Mar 25

i am breaking my twitter silence to announce that i am hosting hot gossip at the bell house. included in admission one (1) free kissing lesson with... yours truly

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The Bell House @BellHouseNY

JUST ANNOUNCED! Hot Gossip Comedy with @jon_vanhalem on Sunday, April 27th! Jonathan van Halem (@ClickHole) pauses his perpetual gab sesh to host an evening of stand-up comedy! Featuring Cat Cohen, @jaboukie, @hotelartthief & More! Tickets on sale now: https://t.co/CE6rpBa8te https://t.co/RTIk8gLEmV

Jonathan van Halem
Jonathan van Halem @jon_vanhalem
8 Dec 24

(me if i was in wicked) you’re cool. don’t come to shiz tomorrow

Jonathan van Halem
Jonathan van Halem @jon_vanhalem
18 Oct 24

chandler and i did what everyone else in brooklyn comedy was afraid to do: speak truth to power to presidential historians

Chandler Dean
Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean

Ignore the pundits. Ignore the models. Ignore the vibes. @jon_vanhalem and I have solved the election and shared our findings with @mcsweeneys. https://t.co/VgavrRyKWI https://t.co/woxGHWHzYe