Jordan Dietterich

(First) If the NFL officials in this #PHIvsCAR game know their rules .. Carroll intercepted the ball on the 1, rolled into the end zone

All of Buffalo Bulls nation is watching this Ole Miss vs Texas A&M game thinking "Chad Kelly .. You will be a Bill like your father."

DEFLATEGATE DEFLATEGATE DEFLATEGATE DEFLATEGATE .. Best call I've heard in my life #putitoverunder

Did Phillip Rivers just yell "chocolate filled" as an audible?! @espn Hahahahaha #savage

My man @espnSteveLevy definitely definitely beat @stanverrett to the office today for that #SCTopTen #joeybatflipstothepeople

Blowout city here we come. EVERY COACH FOR THE DOLPHINS BACK YOUR BAGS, CLEAN OUT YOUR OFFICE AND DESK Y'ALL NEED TO BE FIRED.

The one time I root for Cuse... #OhhMammaThereGoesThatBadMan

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SHRIMP GUMBO AND EAT THESE CHICKEN WINGS BABY! Cmon Cuse show LSU who can really clean out a bar. #OrangeCrush

Nothing like starting out your Monday and someone asking "What HS you go to?" #lmaobruhImmaWorkingMan

Officially burning my Tannehill jersey and circling the wagons as a now Buffalo Bills fan.

Everyone understands my type of day at work already: Cup of coffee, dark chocolate bar, protein bar, and more chocolate .. all in 5mins.

You know your life's changed when the screen usually for the Yankees and sports is currently watching the Republican Debate.

It's ok Dez Bryant not like I expected you to carry my fantasy team with picking you in the 1st rd. #PlzGetWellSoon

😅😅😅😅😅😅 Tony Romo on that last series check to a play called "shoobie".

These NFL Sunday Direct TV Commercials with a player are killing me! High pitched Peyton Manning I feel u bro.

My neighbors must hate me watching this Yankees/Blue Jays game. #McCannCannOHHMCANNCANN

All three fantasy players I have sent jacks. All three lives for game 1 are gone. #WhatTheHeckIsGoingOnOutThereYanks