Joseph Bernstein

RT @bryancurtis: Foreword by Nick Saban….yessss https://t.co/9HwPOn07vE

I made it 150 pages in 15 years ago when I had literally no other responsibilities.

Dalkey Archive @Dalkey_Archive

“The descent to hell is the same from every place.” THE TUNNEL, the monstrous magnum opus by William H. Gass, returns in 2026 https://t.co/oLKGRpegcK

Before phones, a skill you had to have when you were sitting around with a group watching tv was like, making clever comments once in awhile about what was going on. I was really good at that. Now it’s useless.

Spotted in Crown Heights https://t.co/fFdhxjEPlM

I’m not supposed to be political on here, but it’s not right, what Stephen Gardiner and the Duke of Norfolk did to Thomas Cromwell. That’s all I’m going to say about it.

RT @BernhardTweets: People keep a dog and are ruled by this dog, and even Schopenhauer was ruled in the end not by his head, but by his dog.

Literally all I want is to have enough money after I retire to go on one of those luxury Viking river cruises around Central Europe where you drink a ton of Grüner Veltliner and see castles with your wife. Do these tariffs affect the chances of this happening?

People love to talk about how little kids are natural socialists, because they don’t understand private property. That is true. What people don’t like to talk about is that children are also natural snitches, who inform on each other with an ease that would embarrass the Soviets.

Another proponent, avant la Goggins, of the "forbidden" haircut. It's whispering my name

DIDU @muglare

Miles Davis wearing Issey Miyake, in 1985, photographed by Shigeru Uchiyama. https://t.co/k5KOgwu6U2

RT @BernhardTweets: To publish anything is folly and evidence of a certain defect of character.

I first had that feeling when I was in Shenzhen and surrounding cities in 2015. I was just like... oh... I'm not living at the center of the world, am I

The pervasive idea that your moment to moment happiness in the present tense is the reason to have and raise kids is one of the things that actually worries me about our culture

Tallow mom @tallowmom

Chappell Roan going on call her daddy saying none of her friends with kids are happy is a prime example of why you cannot just vent to anyone because I guarantee she has this perspective because a few of her mom friends are going through it and may a friendship like that never

RT @gracecamille_: remember when Jonah Hill told his professional surfer girlfriend not to wear sexy swimsuits because they violated his bo…

Well there's two parties tonight. One is a sophisticated cocktail party with a variety of intellectuals and art-world types. The other is a blowout with a bunch of people I barely know from the internet. But I'm 40 now. I'm going to stay at home and reflect on the Talmud.

What if “Seinfeld” were an anime? That’s the amusing premise of the t-shirt of an approximately 30-year-old man on the subway this morning.

I’ve always found these memes hilariously redundant. The entire function of this site is that people will offer up their ignorant contrary opinions unprompted, much to their own detriment

🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse

Which opinion about history will get you like this? https://t.co/WCRDtLB7HT

Passport brokers report: Americans are making backup plans https://t.co/73g7iYGmll