Josh Lieb

2 days ago | open.substack.com | Josh Lieb

McDonalds. The guy working the counter is a giant cockroach wearing McDonalds gear and a name tag that says GREGOR. He explains to a customer: “I called my manager and told her I’d turned into a cockroach overnight, but she made me come in anyway.”Here’s Matthew Grenby with a computer-assisted one oh seven nine :I like this joke, and I think the computer did a pretty good job, except for the redundant smoking implements (and smoke). Thanks, Matt! Thanks, Computer!Draw my cartoons.

4 days ago | joshlieb.substack.com | Josh Lieb

A cave. Two people are watching an Unboxing Video on their phones. Just outside the cave, the Unboxer is filming the video live. The caption: PLATO’S CAVE: 2025. I didn’t write the below joke, but I have been writing too many “To Serve Man” jokes (two of them), and I guess I inspired mysterious subscriber PF to write and draw this wonder:This is an excellent Alf joke! You don’t see good Alf jokes anymore. Alf was big.

5 days ago | open.substack.com | Josh Lieb

A Newscast. The graphic reads TRAGEDY IN THE AIR. The Newscaster says: “Somebody snuck a full-sized bottle of shampoo onto the plane, so everyone died.”Draw my comics. I’ll post them here.

1 week ago | joshlieb.substack.com | Josh Lieb

Two rich old men talking at a fancy club. One says: “I know it’s cliche, but as soon as I made my first billion, the only thing I wanted to do was hunt and kill other human beings.”It’s strange how we’re so used to stories about bored rich people hunting humans. That’s about the last thing I’d want to do with my free time. Am I weird? Sorry I’ve posted so sporadically this week. I’ve been traveling and frankly, feeling a little jaded. I’ll have my pepper back next week. Come back next week.

1 week ago | joshlieb.substack.com | Josh Lieb

A meeting of the NATIONAL TIME TRAVEL ADMINISTRATION. A confused chrononaut asks: “Okay, I get that we can’t do anything in the past that will change the present, but aren’t we changing the future’s present just by doing whatever we’re doing now?”Not sure this qualifies as a joke. Nobody ever talks about the dark side of time capsules:Posts will be spotty this week. Traveling again. Stay safe, and draw.