Josh Shepardson

That sack of shit Bill Mott winning the Kentucky Derby is embarassing. Old Country Shit House stealing one was a joke. I wish he was robbed via crying like he did. Fuck Bill Mott. He sucks ass.

I'm powering through so much NFL Draft content, and my favorite underrated, niche draft coverage thing is @yougoodmuench in the timeout corner next to @ryenarussillo's guitars for the @McShay13 Show Day 3 recap. The entire show was off the rails and unhinged, which was fantastic.

RT @dpbrugler: Another NFL Draft down. A massive THANK YOU to everyone for being part of the journey over the last year. Y'all are the best…

Shedeur Sanders is a three-true-outcomes hitter without the homers. It's screens, sacks, and prayer balls. Based on talent alone, he's appropriately falling, and when you invite the circus into your locker room, he's a UDFA-caliber bum.

I hope Mel Kiper got paid well by Prime to destroy any credibility he has left to ride this Titanic to the bottom of the ocean. ESPN has let so much talent go to keep that bag-taking wind-bag keep stealing a paycheck and serving as a megaphone for whoever pays him.

I'm old enough to remember when Screamin' A called Hunter Henry a TNF X-factor a month after he blew his knee out and said he confused him with Virgil Green. Screamin' A, of fake playing college basketball fame, is a braindead race-baitor. It's a disgrace he has an audience.

Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith

This is a damn disgrace. How in the hell is @Shedeur not off the board, not drafted yet. Y’all still think this doesn’t have anything to do with teams hatin on @DeionSanders. This kid is a first rounder. In a different way, this is Kaepernick all over again…..being kept out. A

Shitderp Sanders is the 3 on Tinder with 7 kids from 7 dads, stay-at-home-mom listed as their profession, demanding a man with a six-pack making six figures.

Shitderp Sanders played stupid games with an utter lack of talent and won stupid prizes. This is something you love to see.

RT @FSUmollz: “If Jimmy Clausen is not a successful quarterback in the NFL, I’m done. That’s it. I’m out.” -Mel Kiper, 2010 Next up Shedeu…

Mike Green should get solid advice from Ray Lewis, Ray Rice, and Justin Tucker. The Chiefs must be furious they couldn't draft him to join the list of Tyreek Hill, Frank Clark, Kareem Hunt, and Rashee Rice.

The Shitderp fans flapped their gums aggressively and have disappeared after the sack-taking Messiah fell out of the first round. I Iove it. The next step of cope will be saying he was blackballed when he never starts a game in the NFL. It's Jimmer Fredette syndrome.

The one takeaway everyone should have from tonight is Terry Fontenot is the dumbest GM in the NFL by a country mile. He refused to trade back 1 pick with CHI last year after they picked Caleb and then overpaid to move back into the 1st this year. Fontenot is a moron. Period.

Diana Russini has had plenty of time to retweet George Kittle for her shitty reporting but is eating a community note instead. That's a big L. Call out the insiders when they are wrong at every chance because they never own it. I.e. Rapsheet with Mularkey or AB. He's the worst.