Julian Owen

RT @JudgeDewie: Until tonight I was not aware that there is a popular singer called Celeste. Until tonight, 5 lovely women from Liverpool…

Can Carlisle do it on a cold Tuesday night in Walsall? Well, they’ve barely managed to do it anywhere else this season, but hope springs eternal. #UTB #CUFC https://t.co/K20In52C6A

I know we’re out of form, but can’t help but feel that’s a LITTLE disrespectful? #CUFC ⁦@officialcufc⁩ https://t.co/cHVT9CPA7V

Some mornings you feel quite youthful and then a man on a podcast talks about something that last occurred in 1977 and says “… and so it hasn’t happened within living memory” 😐

But the driveways!

Dear autocorrect. Is it really that hard to believe that maybe I just want to write ‘well’? For duck’s sake.

Yes. There’s been a partiality worthy of Russia Today.

RT @ShooterMcGavin_: This SNL golf skit was very well done https://t.co/1MxnPGEI8l

Chuffed to be in the new @coastmag, on the enduring charms of 7 lesser-known UK resorts that blossomed in the age of steam. Includes Einstein in Sheringham, Eisenhower in Bangor, and The Wurzels' ode to Severn Beach: “I'll meet my sweet in her finery / By that old oil refinery”

Not true. Because Fats and his monkey: https://t.co/AF3BYKoykY

RT @acnewsitics: Meanwhile in Chicago. https://t.co/5PfW6EWBxN

Sky commentator suggesting that Carlisle Utd are ‘rock bottom’ of League Two. Is such a thing possible after a single game?@FootballCliches?

Insert your own Bobby Gillespie/hot air gag here. https://t.co/86clqMTB52

RT @beardedjourno: If you read one opinion piece today, I wholeheartedly recommend this one by Bristol24/7 reporter Karen Johnson (@karensw…

Trumped.

Conservative Self-Owns @ConSelfOwns

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20 years on, a reminder of that time when telly showed a trans woman going about her daily life and the sky didn't fall in. "I grew up believing the [physical and verbal] abuse was my own doing and I had to just cry about it and move on to the next day.” https://t.co/493xONmKZh