Kara E. Joyce

Me: *wakes up from a dream with a mental block* @SamZoidberg: Good morning! Me: Who was the sexton of the Old North Church during the Revolution? Sam: Robert Newman Me: Thanks. *Rolls over to go back to sleep* #history #goodmorning #dream

Let's hear it for the @Starbucks baristas. It is 6:35 am, and they are pleasant and helpful. And they should all get a raise.

Hey if you like me and you like baked goods, be sure to vote for me for greatest baker! Here's the link and photo of some s'mores bars I made for reference. https://t.co/Z3Zm69uUKr https://t.co/YjdppYfWbW

Just posted a photo https://t.co/LIs85Tn5Zq

Just posted a photo https://t.co/bG2YJrN1Tm

If you don't know, now you know: I kept some of my sanity through COVID by baking. And now I'm in a competition. What do I need from you? Your votes! Vote every day at this link. Here are some baked goods reference photos. https://t.co/Z3Zm69uUKr https://t.co/xyoHwleclZ

Just posted a photo https://t.co/wEuWZi2IHb

I hate that it's snowing in April. But I'm really glad I'm not stuck in Chicago trying to get home while it's snowing in April. Nothing against Chicago, everything against the snow.

Look, all I'm saying is @FoodNetwork has the Kids Baking Champ and the Spring Baking Champ. Hear me out: Quarantine Baking Champ. Put all the people who learned how to bake in quarantine to the challenge. #baking #quarantinebaking

Just found out the first US ice cream parlor opened in 1777, right in the middle of the American Revolution. Who was sitting there like, "Our soldiers have no rations, all the men in our town are at war. You know what we need? A place to buy ice cream."

Thanks for the shout out @Onalytica! Excited to see so many @TechTarget writers included in the list! @TTBusinessTech @TT_Infra

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@karaejoyce we've just released a new report "Who's Who in Data Management" and you've been included - hope you enjoy it: https://t.co/9J2SS2SJHV

Do you have a preferred type of gloves you use to wash the dishes, or are you under 25?

I just got HBO Max. So if you're wondering where I am, the answer is watching Looney Toons from now until forever.

RT @TTBusinessTech: Check out the differences between a #GraphDatabase and a #Relational #Database. https://t.co/23JmnJOcdF @karaejoyce htt…

Do you have a preferred type of rubber gloves to do the dishes with, or are you under 25? #AdultingAndStuff

Coloring at the coffee table, having a ball with my @Crayola 96 pack of crayons (because I'm an #Adult, so I can #TreatMyself). Feeling like a five year old again—until I stand up, when my knee locks because I sat for too long. 👍💀👵

RT @TTBusinessTech: .@F_Puppini talks about the Unified Star Schema, a new approach to #DataWarehouse design. And get a sneak peek at the n…