Kate Antoniades

what kind of dressing is best on word salad

Playing phone tag is a lot less fun than its name would suggest

RT @WeeklyHumorist: 🐱‍👤Assassin HR & Tom Cruise Improv + more all in this week’s issue 👉https://t.co/e49jEjtcTZ feat. #humor & #cartoons by…

We're always hearing about making passive income, but what about passive aggressive income?

Pro tip: After you touch suet containing red pepper (to keep squirrels away), wash your hands WELL before you touch your mouth and eyes

Wow, thank you to my past self for sending myself a blank email with the subject line "Priority."

Excited to have my second story at @autostraddle, this time about two awesome queer-friendly gyms in Minneapolis and Baltimore. https://t.co/giUX64BnNz

I now have 3 Love Is Blind-related tabs open: Netflix, Reddit, TikTok. About 20 mins. ago there were 5,000 comments in the Reddit thread, now 10,000. 30 minutes --> sunk cost fallacy

You’ve gotta have some strong opinions to write a review for baby carrots on a grocery store app

As a longtime subscriber when my son was young, I'm happy to have my first story up at Parents. https://t.co/n51ZJYXDgU

Is there a German word for that feeling when you binge-watch season 1 of a show, thinking there's a season 2, and then find out it's not out yet and doesn't even have a release date?

Excited to have my first @SlackjawHumor piece up today! https://t.co/zyzpFRGTm1

RT @SlackjawHumor: Rejected Ideas From The Person Who Named Heirloom Tomatoes by Kate Antoniades https://t.co/42JhI4yMt4

🎶On the 11th vote for Speaker, my true love gave to me... 🎶

RT @flglmn: greatest forums mod meltdown of all time

RT @lgbtqnation: Spotting a “Love Is Love” yard sign can be a reliable way to identify #LGBTQ folks and straight allies, but a new project…

What’s the best way to get to the dispensary? Take the canni-bus