Katie Berohn

RT @nocontextroyco: https://t.co/EApLsYmLMH

if there were a rumor that i couldn’t read or write i’d simply commit to the bit

RT @420insidejob: i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

i follow this one girl on ig and she always posts her outfits like “pants are vintage zara” and like…every time she does it i feel so insane

as a fun humbling exercise, sometimes i go to the “view insights” button on my old instagram posts to imagine who dmed my post to someone else and how annoying they think i am

boyfriend just watched *that* ep of girls. “…wait…is this the kanye song…did she just say white kate moss…”

RT @morgan_sung: you're in his DMs, i have no idea who's in mine. i am avoiding even looking at my inbox because i'm overwhelmed by the exp…

my toxic trait is looking at my phone in the back of an uber even though it makes me carsick :) i’m doing it right now ;)

every time i get a massage the masseuse is probably like “no wonder she has knots the size of tennis balls, she gets flustered and apologizes when i give her basic commands like ‘turn around’ and ‘move down a little’”

RT @sethmpk: Veselka closes at 10:30 now. That’s Eric Adams’ New York

RT @JessicaMadris: New York’s hottest club is… Climate Crisis! It’s got everything: monkeypox, sea level rise, vaccine resistant sub-varian…

new unhinged nyc broker personality just dropped: https://t.co/Sok23IRwXP

i will never do the anonymous ask me a question function on ig because i had a formspring in high school and one time someone messaged me “you’re pretty” and when i posted it someone else messaged me “stop messaging yourself” 😭😭😭

RT @autumnarrives: She’s a 10, but she rewatches the same shows and movies over and over again because she loves familiarity and can’t hand…

RT @katherinekfung: Today, the Jackson Women's Health Organization—the clinic at the center of the Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v…

RT @GeorgeChristanz: i do be texting back with a lot of "hahaha"'s for someone who's having a hahahard time

RT @katherinekfung: Republican senators could be taking a political gamble on bipartisan gun legislation, but gun control groups are signal…