Kelsey Schuler

love to see our tax dollars at work

Read Starting Somewhere @JPHilllllll

Miami Beach Police just unveiled a Rolls Royce cop car, done in collaboration with a dealership to recruit police. I wish I was making this up. https://t.co/AeaQkfk5mB

RT @mhdksafa: Israel has dropped almost 75,000 bombs and shells on Gaza in 200 days, twenty times more than the US aimed at Iraq in six yea…

Just started season 1 episode 1 of The Simpsons… only 34 seasons to go

RT @littlehux: Hey just a PSA: do not touch people having seizures unless they are in harms way. Holding our heads when we’re convulsing co…

Nailed it. https://t.co/knymDi125Z

Don’t mind me, I’m just laying here reminiscing about all the times I wasn’t sick and could actually breathe through my nose. I took it for granted.

At least my body waited until the second week of fall to get a cold this year 🤧😷🤒

Chronic illness is so weird. I had a dream I was robbing a casino, Ocean’s 11 style, & as I was running out of the casino, I stopped in my tracks & realized I can’t go on the lamb bc the pharmacy needs my real name for my medication. I can’t even do cool stuff in my dreams 🙄

You’d think after living in the south for nearly 30 years I’d be used to heat by now but I am NOT 🥵

You know, no one’s been paying Student Loan payments in like 3 years and the world hasn’t collapsed. Banks are banking, government is governmenting. Seems like we should just….cancel it.

Y’all @laineywilson is a fucking superstar, it’s just a fact 🔥🔥🔥 #ACMawards

I need to know where @AshleyMcBryde got those high-waisted leather pants IMMEDIATELY 🤘🔥 #ACMawards

My boyfriend’s working late so I can do whatever I want tonight! (Stand in the kitchen and eat pickles directly from the jar)

Hey @photorushin making sure you’re alive since @taylorswift13 posted your pics and mentioned you 😅♥️💜💖

Taylor Swift @taylorswift13

WOW Atlanta just… wow. The band, dancers, and I can’t stop talking about how insanely magical it was playing for you guys the past 3 nights. You were always bouncing, dancing, screaming every lyric. And you created so many breathtaking moments for us, you know what I mean. https://t.co/Q9pAqwVaaX

I’ve been staring at this picture for several minutes I absolutely love it

WeRateDogs @dog_rates

This is Aston. He was neutered yesterday. Hates the cone of shame so much that they had to come up with a better solution. Pants. 13/10 https://t.co/wOTxeUTbGJ

Evil.

🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits

After rejecting a plan that would allow free lunch for kids who go hungry, North Dakota senators voted to increase their allowance for meals by 29%. If signed they will be allowed reimbursement of $45 PER Meal breakfast, lunch, and dinner. https://t.co/UgSfYxw1gO