Kevin Downey Jr.

4 days ago | pjmedia.com | Kevin Downey Jr.

The Communist News Network (CNN) recently reported that the Democrat Party was scheming to win back the hordes of male voters they chased away prior to the 2024 election. Let's make fun of them! The Democrats, still reeling from a wash-out election last November, apparently had a pow-wow and decided the way to win back votes from black men, Hispanic people, and young male voters of every stripe is to continue pushing trans madness, which is akin to fighting obesity by gorging on Twinkies.

4 days ago | pjmedia.com | Kevin Downey Jr.

Dear Kruisaders,Our beloved Morning Briefmaster is alive and well. I suspect he will be back tomorrow or Tuesday at the latest and, might I say, if he doesn't immediately start selling "Kruisader" shot glasses he is leaving a fortune on the table. My political predictions always go one of two ways, I have either the precision accuracy of a WWII Soviet sniper or I miss the bullseye more than Miss Cleo.

1 week ago | pjmedia.com | Kevin Downey Jr.

HOLD OFF PUBLISHINGOver the centuries, the European town of Strasbourg was part of France, and occasionally Germany, depending on how "industrious" the Germans were feeling, and how militarily prepared —or not—the French were at the time. By 1349, the inhabitants of Strasbourg waited, terrified, for "the plague" to hit their town.

1 week ago | pjmedia.com | Kevin Downey Jr.

There's something amazing about America's democracy, it's got a gyroscope and just when you think it's going to go off the cliff, it rights itself.  — Albert Einsten I assure you no one was more dithery than I as we watched vans full of ballots arrive at voting stations in various swing states in the early morning after Election Day in 2020. We saw most of the swing states stop counting votes at almost the same time, something that has never happened in my 59 years.

1 week ago | pjmedia.com | Kevin Downey Jr.

Dear Kruiserphiles, our leader, Stephen Kruiser, is not, I repeat, NOT, living on a Mexican beach selling puka shell bling to offset his IPA lifestyle and will return tomorrow or the tomorrow after that but likely tomorrow. I think..... So let's start the morning with a cup of coffee (I snagged several packets of bourbon-flavored Jim Beam coffee grounds at a store that pretends to be a "tree" that sells stuff for $1 but actually sells it for $1.25), and a little talk about genocide.