Kit Chellel

When you spot a wasp circling your pint.. https://t.co/F5f568zqOY

A hawk is attacking people in rural England. No one know why. Perhaps the hawk is just a bastard https://t.co/szIQjleRhm

Anyone see the Simon Sadler/Segantii profile in the FT today? Best bit of longform i've seen in ages. And spit-your-coffee-out funny. Read it and thank me later

RT @NewYorker: Wilbert Awdry, who created Thomas the Tank Engine, disliked change, venerated order, and craved the administration of punish…

"They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." A startup trying to bring back the woolly mammoth says it's created the "Woolly Mouse." https://t.co/LVmV1WGQcd via @technology

RT @thedailymash: The White Lotus: Butlin's Skegness confirmed: link in reply https://t.co/33cytNS25a

RT @RollingStone: Why Are Bhad Bhabie and Alabama Barker Beefing? Also, Who Are These People? MORE: https://t.co/96Xlnn0SUI https://t.co…

Monty the giant schnauzer, standing astride the Internet like a colossus, one leg cocked. Breathless, we await our collective fate…

I know American football is a complicated game but I never know what Tom Brady is talking about. What the hell is a “sphincter vortex”

RT @JacobKinge: BREAKING: Fartcoin’s market cap has now surged to $643 million, making it larger than 85% of U.S. publicly traded companies…

If you like seeing Paul Mescal bite a baboon as much as I do, you’ll love Ridley Scott’s Gladiator II

Thanks for all the kind messages and posts about losing my savings on the Hawk Tuah crypto coin. Your positivity has inspired me to keep holding. This is an investment in humanity’s future. TO THE MOOOOON

I lost on my money on Hawk Tuah Girl crypto tokens and I can’t stop crying

Greg Wallace farted in my face and forced me to say: “it’s like angels kissing my nose.”

For that special someone this Xmas

John Quakes @quakes99

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STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND PAY ATTENTION TO NEWS: People expecting to see Jason Donovan were left furious after not seeing Jason Donovan. https://t.co/QoWJZwnr3N "They got us there under false pretences,” said one. "We weren’t the only ones to be disappointed," roared another.

RT @h_chandlerwilde: the funniest thing about being a journalist is when you tell someone what you do at a party, they often reply “everyth…