Kit Lazer

Jul 31, 2024 | substack.com | Kit Lazer

TV and Film news and reviews from Kit Lazer, a guy who built a cult following by being passionate about movies and bad jokes.

Jul 26, 2024 | letterboxd.com | Fantasy Filmfest |Kit Lazer

More I hate everything about the grown-up world except you.

Mar 8, 2024 | letterboxd.com | Puerto Rico |Kit Lazer

Road House became a cult classic because it was fun to watch on cable. None of it was hard to understand — or at least none of it made any less sense — if you flipped to it halfway through. No matter where you started or stopped watching it, you were guaranteed to see some thrills, some violence, some sex appeal, and probably a couple laughs, intentional or otherwise. While the cable TV movie ecosystem seems to be going extinct, the new Road House would have thrived in it as well.

Jan 22, 2024 | letterboxd.com | Dendy Cinemas |Kit Lazer

tromp tromp tromp *the most insane gory shit you ever saw* tromp tromp tromp homies step counter is easily hitting 10k every day She definitely got stretched out more Surpassed only by playing Jason on the Friday the 13th multiplayer video game Interesting concept but does nothing with it Perspective can only go so far with nothing to convey. visually empty and shaky performances Really wanted to like this one Reinventing the slasher genre is a nearly impossible task and while I won’t declare...

Jan 19, 2024 | letterboxd.com | Nora Fingscheidt |Kit Lazer

Saoirse Ronan for president for queen for everything. I just want to fling myself into the ocean or at least climb a really big rock until everything feels less far away.