Kristen Jade

Luke 💕

QX104 @QX104winnipeg

The amazing @LukeCombs called @Kristenn_Jade to chat with the #QXNation about his new deluxe album. "What You See Ain't Always What You Get", is available now, and features 5 new songs! https://t.co/NewDQh3iOW

HUGE shoutout to @MartinBrodeur for the cameo. My dad was over the moon when he received your birthday vid. He even teared up! You’re a hero! https://t.co/N8vcIa3brG

That left me stressed out. Can I get that last hour and half of my life back, please?

Just got the ultimate mansplain from my boyfriend. “Hey, just a head up, I started the dishwasher...when it’s done everything in there will be clean” Wow..thank you for that insightful lesson on how dishwashers work. My life is forever enchanced.

I’m so desperate to party and have fun with my friends that even baby showers seem appealing at this point.

If you’re over 25 doing choreographed dance routines on TikTok *without a young child present* I’m very much judging you.

If that isn’t their new slogan I’ll be disappointed.

Clinton Herman @ClintonOnAir

"Nudes taste like TV static" - @Kristenn_Jade

What have I learned about myself during quarantine? That if there is a family size bag of ketchup chips laying around I will eat the entire thing. Kidding. I already knew that...it’s my boyfriend who just learned this about me.

The only saving grace with this overwhelming amount of information, is scrolling through my Instagram. At least 80% of the accounts I follow involve dogs in some way and you can’t be sad while watching a puppy trying to eat a lemon. 🍋

RT @RandyEmillio: Us: 2020 is gonna be our year *3 months later* https://t.co/M73neen4bp

On a scale from one to completely reckless behaviour, where am I at for spending $21 to get one medium Reece blizzard delivered to me on SkipTheDishes?

Trying to cope with the fact that Shakira and Jlo look better at 43 and 50 years old than I do at 30... https://t.co/h0K9JoB50R

Absolutely consumed with the news of #Kobe passing today. Not only is it a huge loss in sports, but it’s a reminder to squash any resentment you’re harbouring towards anyone you love. It ain’t worth it. Life is way too fucking short. 🙏🏻 #RipKobeandGiannaBryant

COME’ON WORLD! Dave needs his Wild fix!!!

If you actually think this ad is sexiest you need to give your head a shake. Feel free to @ me... I’m ready. https://t.co/oFJEpWc0kx

I just spent 15 minutes trying to take out my contacts, only to realize that I’m not wearing contacts today. How’s your Tuesday going?

Is it even possible to listen to Jingle Bell Rock and not bend down, slap your thighs and think of Mean Girls when you do it? https://t.co/OJSwqRpJrH