Kristen Mae

Can you imagine being Taylor Swift right now with all this Ticketmaster nonsense? How does her head not explode?

People who say Candace was “just speaking her mind,” imagine her saying the same thing but replacing “traditional marriage” with “white people.” Deliberately excluding people who exist in everyday life from your fictional world is bigoted no matter how you try to spin it

Just saw a FB post in which a woman playfully posted a pic of her husband using a leaf blower to “vacuum” their house bc he “hasn’t mastered” their vacuum, followed w tons of “A for effort!” comments, in case you’re wondering why feminists walk around in a constant state of rage

Just know that if you’re my colleague and I communicate with you without any exclamation points whatsoever, I don’t like you and neither does my partner

My babies had perfect latches (according to every lactation consultants we saw, and there were MANY) and it still hurt a LOT. The # of comments in this thread blaming latch make me seethe with rage. Sometimes it just fucking hurts and that’s that. All bodies aren’t the same FFS

Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman

Did any of you breastfeed exclusively? And if so, HOW? Did you just suck up the pain of bloody, cracked nipples until they acclimated? I don’t want to relegate these questions to a mom blog, I want men who follow me on here to get that this shit is so incredibly hard.

I have 5 violin students, and all but 1 are "naturally talented." When I was a student, I thought teachers enjoyed teaching talented students the most. Nope. I love teaching all of them, but the ones for whom it doesn't come naturally but keep working anyway—those are my faves.

I fucking detest these people

Ahh, my heart. Red Water was a hard one to write ❤️

Steve @StevieB_thfc

Just finished red water by @AbandonPretense well that book is going to be with me for a while doesn't hold back #abusiveRelationships on full display #kristenMae #readingBooks

Email from my 16yo’s school: “Please be advised that we do not accept food deliveries from services such as Door Dash or Grub Hub.” LOL I love Gen Z

I grew up on this beach. Walked that pier more times than I could count. I hope everyone on beachside was able to evacuate. :(

Sean Breslin @Sean_Breslin

Before and after of the Fort Myers Beach Pier https://t.co/rT6zWXjQR4

PSA to anyone considering curtain bangs because they’re “less of a commitment” than regular bangs: Curtain bangs also hang in your eyes, soak up your forehead grease, do not tuck into your ponytail, and look stupid as you grow them out. #regrets

People talk a lot of shit about @AmericanAir but they just squished me on a different flight when mine was delayed an hour with absolutely zero fuss and at no cost. Now I’ll get home in time to take my 12yo to dance class. 😊

For anyone who needs to warm their cold, dead heart: #RepresentationMatters https://t.co/LTxow48aVF

Whew, good thing I don’t give AF what God thinks!

Pastor John Hagee @PastorJohnHagee

The only marriages God will ever recognize is between a man and a woman.

Jesus Christ humans are fucking terrible

The replies to this @reuters tweet could be the source material for someone’s sociology master’s thesis. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Reuters @Reuters

Prince Harry and his wife Meghan joined Prince William and wife Kate to look at the tributes and flowers left outside Windsor Castle following the death of Queen Elizabeth https://t.co/bLW90pbPAG

Can confirm. NextDoor is like Facebook on huge amounts of steroids 🫠