Krysten Swensen

So, let me get this straight. I pay $130 per year for @MLBTV . I do that so I can watch the Red Sox. But now they are doing deals with @AppleTV . So, if I want to watch the Red Sox game I have to PAY MORE for Apple TV+?! GTFO #MLB #mlbtv #AppleTVPlus

Flight of Passage is highly overrated, and no one should wait hours for it.

The Lost Bros @LostBrosTweets

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Lisa Rinna: I’d never go on WWHL and say bad things about Sutton. How could she do that to me?! Also Lisa Rinna: (on WWHL) Sutton doesn’t have a business. I mean, she has a store. If only hypocrisy literally slapped you in the face. #RHOBH #Rinna #Sutton

RT @CheriJacobus: Holy sh**

I can’t tell you how great it is to live in LA and pay for @MLBTV , @hulu (live), and @ESPNPlus and yet have ZERO way to watch the Red Sox/ Angels game. So glad to know what my money gets me.

You never know if you’ll be lucky enough if you don’t try! @Venmo , my fingers are crossed! #venmo https://t.co/ZwSCbxZl2L

Venmo @Venmo

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When are y’all gonna learn? You do NOT run on Hunter Renfroe! #RedSox

Been a really tough week for me @Venmo . Much love to those whose day you make! Venmo handle @Krysten-Swensen. #venmome

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Whose side are you on? #RHOSLC #RHOSLCReunion

TFW @NCHFlorida let’s you get all the way to the “Pick a time” for the Covid Vaccine and then it won’t let you pick a time, then tells you there’s a bad gateway, then tells you the slots are full. Side note: was trying to schedule for my mom, not myself. #nchfail https://t.co/wWUKvQLxtv

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Looks like @HawleyMO is trying to get Mitch McConnell’s role as the biggest piece of shit in Washington. #MinorityMitch #JoshHawley #BidenHarrisToSaveAmerica

If a man on a reality show admitted to hitting his wife, especially more than once, he would be fired immediately. So @Andy and @BravoTV need to fire @braunwyn . She is abusive to her husband it should not be tolerated. #RHOC

Could Mary be any more selfish and hypocritical?! Respect my feelings but I won’t respect yours. Listen to me but I won’t listen to you. Accept what I say but I won’t accept what you say. If I was in her congregation, I’d find another church ASAP. #RHOSLC

Michael was a dick, but I didn’t realize the “don’t put your hands on anybody” rule didn’t apply to Chris and Candiace. #RHOPfinale

The rule is, if Clue is on television, you watch it.