Kymberly Foster Seabolt
Columnist at FARM and DAIRY
Professional Writer, Amateur Human. Winner of The National Newspaper Association Best Serious Column, HM Best Humorous Column, Daily & Non‐daily Division
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1 week ago |
farmanddairy.com | Kymberly Foster Seabolt
In case anyone has been wondering what my opinion of toilet paper might be, I’m a fan. I say this because apparently my review of a variety of mundane items is CRUCIAL to the economic success of just about any and everything. I cannot buy toothpaste, a paint brush or carrots without getting an email or text reminder to “review my purchases.” It’s a carrot. What exactly am I supposed to say? I gave the carrots a five-star rating because while some are imperfect, they do try.
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2 weeks ago |
farmanddairy.com | Kymberly Foster Seabolt
Like most middle-aged folks, I sure wish I actually knew everything I THOUGHT I knew when I was about 19 or 20. I just felt so much smarter then. Recently, the topic of parental advice was discussed on Mother’s Day with friends. We came to realize we should have listened to our mothers, grandmothers and other purveyors of wisdom much earlier than we actually did. There are so many nuggets that we eye roll as youth that suddenly make a LOT more sense as we reach a certain age.
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3 weeks ago |
farmanddairy.com | Kymberly Foster Seabolt
No one can deny that 2025 has, thus far, been an interesting year. Nonetheless, did anyone have the headline “raccoon caught on camera in driver’s seat with meth pipe” on their bingo card? I have long been known for my steadfast mantra that “nature is not to be trusted.” I still cannot say I saw THAT coming. Ranger Rick never once alluded to this possibility.
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1 month ago |
farmanddairy.com | Kymberly Foster Seabolt
A short time ago I wrote that I needed a hobby. I was tired of relaxing every evening after dinner with nothing much to do. I enjoy reading and binge watching as much as any gal but I really wanted something MORE to do most evenings. I tried yoga but that doesn’t take up too much time — at least not the way I do it. That would be poorly and with very little commitment. Two and a half weeks ago, GirlWonder and her husband moved into their new-to-them-but-also-very-old house.
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1 month ago |
farmanddairy.com | Kymberly Foster Seabolt
Well, I’ve been ‘fraid of changin’‘Cause I’ve built my life around youBut time makes you bolderEven children get olderAnd I’m gettin’ older, too— from “Landslide”by Stevie NicksThe day she turned 26 years old, our “baby” spent the evening tearing out an old drop ceiling in her kitchen. As the little bits of ancient plaster and mouse poop rained down upon her, she grinned and said, “I love my house.” We never doubted we had brought the correct baby home but that sealed it.
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