Kymberly Foster Seabolt
Columnist at FARM and DAIRY
Professional Writer, Amateur Human. Winner of The National Newspaper Association Best Serious Column, HM Best Humorous Column, Daily & Non‐daily Division
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1 week ago |
farmanddairy.com | Kymberly Foster Seabolt
What do you get the Dad who has everything? I’m not sure, since all dads differ. I do know that you probably should NOT get him a zebra. I feel like this is a good time to mention that just because you can have a pet zebra, it doesn’t mean you should. Although black and white do go with almost everything, they really don’t make good pets.
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2 weeks ago |
farmanddairy.com | Kymberly Foster Seabolt
I know I am known for my “nature is not to be trusted” mantra. That is not to say, however, that there are not elements that nature gets exactly right. Recently, researchers have discovered that female frogs will escape the unwanted attention of male frogs by FAKING THEIR OWN DEATHS. I’m not saying I need to fake my own death or anything. I’m just saying that sometimes, no matter how happy your relationship might be, you also might need a little break.
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3 weeks ago |
farmanddairy.com | Kymberly Foster Seabolt
I really think our family should come with some sort of warning. At the very least, a disclaimer: “We are more than family. We are like a really small gang.”Our now adult children are engaged/married and have thus brought more team members to our crew. We love them all madly. We are equally sure they are concerned that they have married into some sort of renovation cult. Six weeks ago GirlWonder and her HandsomeHusband purchased their first home.
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1 month ago |
farmanddairy.com | Kymberly Foster Seabolt
In case anyone has been wondering what my opinion of toilet paper might be, I’m a fan. I say this because apparently my review of a variety of mundane items is CRUCIAL to the economic success of just about any and everything. I cannot buy toothpaste, a paint brush or carrots without getting an email or text reminder to “review my purchases.” It’s a carrot. What exactly am I supposed to say? I gave the carrots a five-star rating because while some are imperfect, they do try.
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1 month ago |
farmanddairy.com | Kymberly Foster Seabolt
Like most middle-aged folks, I sure wish I actually knew everything I THOUGHT I knew when I was about 19 or 20. I just felt so much smarter then. Recently, the topic of parental advice was discussed on Mother’s Day with friends. We came to realize we should have listened to our mothers, grandmothers and other purveyors of wisdom much earlier than we actually did. There are so many nuggets that we eye roll as youth that suddenly make a LOT more sense as we reach a certain age.
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