Lauren Ramesbottom

RT @eff_yeah_steph: Me: *getting off the couch* I’ll be right back. Dog: I would really feel more comfortable if we went together.

RT @BR_NFL: In true Gronk fashion, the TE finishes his career with 80 touchdowns in 115 games. That’s 0.69 per game. https://t.co/jpZWvaWt…

RT @holy_schnitt: i’m so passionate about going to sleep without an alarm set for the next morning. will I wake up at 10? 2? 7 bc my body’s…

RT @DragonflyJonez: It's not officially cold until you're about to take your dog for a walk and you open the door to go outside and your do…

“Let’s play a drinking game where you take a shot every time someone mentions Colton’s virginity on #TheBachelor” ** Dies **

Continuing on from my last tweet... https://t.co/wFJFXbFAtH

Me: Ties hair into a high half pony tail, certain I must resemble Ariana Grande Boyfriend: “I like this samurai thing you have going on with your hair today” https://t.co/FRhxx20Ge7

Incredible

zo @Zoeyoxley

A series of unfortunate events: https://t.co/xSnT0JTYPV

RT @MattBellassai: when the 17th cup of coffee doesn’t give me energy and fills me with more of the same pure uncut anxiety as the first 16…

RT @MattBellassai: love how one of the women on the bachelor is 31 and everyone was like “she is SO BRAVE for talking about her age” anyway…

RT @VINNYGUADAGNINO: Gonna make a movie called “Bread Box” where I blindfold myself so that I can’t look at and eat any more carbs . And if…

It continues to amaze me that some people can commit to a tattoo on their face, but I can’t even commit to an Uber Eats order or a new Netflix show

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by your last name. Me: 🙋🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/zD1EXqYXec

What I meant to write: "Staff to shift their customer service approach..." What I actually wrote: "Staff to shit their customer service approach..." Really exceeding expectations already this week.

Just tried to stick my car keys into the seatbelt instead of the ignition so you could say I’m operating at full efficiency right now

RT @thisbemesara: can i say actors who act in these studio settings with full emotion are the most talented people good heavens https://t.c…