Len Varley

2 weeks ago | medium.com | Len Varley |Ben Ulansey

“Hundreds and thousands expected,” police warnPolice have warned commuters to expect hundreds and thousands to descend on the inner city as a protest against fairy bread goes ahead this weekend. Event organizer Ray Pwissel described the upcoming protest as a “moral and cultural battle”. “At least half of my buddies fell for this growing threat,” Pwissel lamented. “They sadly became homosexual after innocently attending parties at which the treat was being served.

3 weeks ago | medium.com | Len Varley |Ben Ulansey

Or, “LOL cry harder, ur so woke dude”Science tells us that all matter is comprised of protons, neutrons and electrons. The more time I spend on social media, the more I’m convinced that it is actually comprised of morons. At the risk of sounding condescending, social media is showing us daily just how many Stupid people there are out there. And its frankly quite alarming. I deliberately capitalized the ‘S’ on Stupid, because the word ‘stupid’ in lower case doesn’t do these people justice.

1 month ago | medium.com | Len Varley |Ben Ulansey

HUMOR | LIVING WITH ASPERGER’SAt least according to my Aspie’s inner voiceA saying — a short, pithy expression that generally contains advice or wisdom — can be a timeless gem. For me, these sayings take on unique layers of meaning due to how I process the world. Being on the Asperger’s spectrum, I am used to having two “inner voices”. Firstly, there is my “Aspie’s voice”, which takes things in their literal, basic sense.