
Lori Borgman
Columnist at Tribune Content Agency
#Humorist #Author #Columnist #Speaker #faith #family #freedom Life is hard; God is good
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1 week ago |
chronicleonline.com | Lori Borgman
I couldn’t get into spring cleaning this year. I couldn’t get into fall, winter or summer cleaning either. My housekeeping may be slipping. There was a time when I cleaned the entire house from top to bottom every week. Now I just write “SEND HELP” in the dust on my desk. When people come over, see that and ask if everything is all right, I hand them a dust cloth and can of Pledge. I’m not lazy; I’m conserving energy.
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1 week ago |
wyomingnews.com | Lori Borgman
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1 week ago |
wyomingnews.com | Lori Borgman
So many people have food restrictions these days that I usually go down a checklist before having someone over. Are you gluten-free, sugar-free, meat-free? Are you dairy-free, dye-free, born-free? Sorry, word association. In our extended family of 19, we have gluten-free, sulfa-free and one who can only eat fowl and fish. And not a single one of us looks underfed. I came across a new one you might want to be free of: titanium dioxide.
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1 week ago |
thederrick.com | Lori Borgman
I couldn't get into spring cleaning this year. I couldn't get into fall, winter or summer cleaning either. My housekeeping may be slipping. There was a time when I cleaned the entire house from top to bottom every week. Now I just write "SEND HELP" in the dust on my desk. Thank you for reading! Please log in, or sign up for a new account and purchase a subscription to continue reading.
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1 week ago |
miamiherald.com | Lori Borgman
I couldn't get into spring cleaning this year. I couldn't get into fall, winter or summer cleaning either. My housekeeping may be slipping. There was a time when I cleaned the entire house from top to bottom every week. Now I just write "SEND HELP" in the dust on my desk. When people come over, see that and ask if everything is all right, I hand them a dust cloth and can of Pledge. I'm not lazy; I'm conserving energy.
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