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1 week ago |
heraldscotland.com | Lorne Jackson
The Diary is now eagerly awaiting the Scottification of other notable works of fantasy. Very soon we are sure to be watching an improved movie version of C.S. Lewis’s classic yarn… The Highland Cow, The Witch and the Wardrobe. And instead of hobbits travelling to the evil land of Mordor, there will be an iteration of The Lord of the Rings where a fellowship of small hairy men called the nesbitts make their way from Glasgow into the heinous kingdom of England.
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1 week ago |
heraldscotland.com | Lorne Jackson
JK Rowling: see "MacMagic" (Image: PA) Buzzing off The bush outside reader Graeme Watson’s flat is plagued by an infestation of bees, and Graeme is not happy about the situation. He has thought about having a stern word with the bustling, buzzy beasties and demanding that they change their postcode.
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1 week ago |
heraldscotland.com | Lorne Jackson
Which inspired one of the group to say: “When I die, I want the words ‘HE WAS A HUMBLE FELLA’ carved on the door of my mausoleum.” Not my bag Unfortunately reader James Cooper missed a delivery from the pharmacy, so he had to traipse down there himself to pick up what he was needing. The dispenser behind the till briefly glanced at the receipt James handed him, then said: “Can you remember what it is that you’re meant to be getting from us?” “Quite a few different things,” admitted James.
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1 week ago |
heraldscotland.com | Lorne Jackson
David Donaldson notes that Seattle Police sometimes deploy the Police Outreach Engagement Team, which he concludes is what people mean by poetic justice. (Image: Contributed) Shaky on Shakespeare The Diary is a passionate supporter of education. If just one of our reporters had graduated primary school, there truly would be no stopping us.
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1 week ago |
heraldscotland.com | Lorne Jackson
His boss smiled at him in a fatherly manner, then said: “You look like a young fellow who’s going to have lots of imaginative ideas. How to get things done. Make improvements. That sort of thing.” Andy nodded eagerly, assuming he was about to receive a record-breaking promotion, after only a few minutes in the job. This illusion was sadly shattered when his boss added: “If that’s the case, keep those imaginative ideas to yourself. It’s my way or the highway.
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