Maria Tallarico

In the words of Dina Lohan: JUSTICE!

Vulture @vulture

Calling all lip-reading experts: what did Paltrow say to Sanderson on her way out of the courtroom? https://t.co/dxHk5CtJYt

I did the thing (wrote 1400 words on Vanderpump Rules). https://t.co/xt5dsLcnG3

I’m in Vegas and changed my plans so I could go to Vanderpump Gardens to drink a pumptini and tackily ask the sever for gossip. https://t.co/StVYVyP5gu

Miley releasing Flowers on Liam’s birthday…. I love music.

Kate and Meghan are in a 6 year feud over a flower girl dress.. are they Italian?

I think Rinna finally went over the edge when Amelia and the other one didn’t make the nepo babies list.

How can I leave Twitter it’s where I learned about Dimes Square

The gays were not planning to kill Tanya. They just wanted a little blackmail, as a treat.

Gatsby and Daisy if they ended up together. https://t.co/NEbFUZzhfV

It’s giving Y2K.

Dr*ke has tried so hard to become half of a power couple (Serena, the JLo prom, the Rihanna tattoo) but no one wants to claim him or his closet of ugly Birkins.

Jason when Olivia left with that little Tupperware of salad and the dressing in a separate container so it wouldn’t get soggy. https://t.co/1ItrDLm0jz

Olivia Wilde continuing to tag Miss Flo in DWD Instagram posts… we will never know peace.

Reading Opulent Tips on a Sunday morning. https://t.co/FvOhXmTyeY

AT THE REUNION CRIAG SAID MADISON WAS FACETIMING WITH A MARRIED MLB PLAYER AND ANDY COHEN ASKED WHO AND THEY BEEPED THE NAME OUT BUT THE FANS FIGURED OUT IT WAS ALEX RODRIGUEZ WHO WAS ENGAGED TO JENNIFER LOPEZ AND IN MARCH THEY ANNOUNCED THEY WERE WORKING THROUGH IT AND BEN AFFLE https://t.co/iH9fm5d13N

Me trying to get on the Opulent Tips list.

Pitbull @pitbull

Never be afraid to take risks 💯 #MondayMotivation https://t.co/kxwViWveSA

If I send you “🧜‍♀️” it means “wow… she’s really flapping around.”