Marina Hyde

1 week ago | theguardian.com | Marina Hyde

I can’t believe that Elon Musk is leaving Doge, the government department he named after a tired and basic meme that most of the internet had moved on from around a decade ago. “As my scheduled time as a Special Government Employee comes to an end,” Musk wrote this week (capital letters: model’s own), “I would like to thank President @realDonaldTrump for the opportunity to reduce wasteful government spending.” Oh man.

1 week ago | airmail.news | Marina Hyde

To Cannes, in the country of France, where Jeff Bezos’s fiancée, Lauren Sánchez, got what she deserves: a philanthropy award. Lauren was honored at something called the Global Gift Gala, where she received the women empowerment award for her commitment to climate justice, social justice, and coming off at absolutely all times as a woman who refers to her breasts as “my girls”. Regular readers will know I have a huge amount of time for her.

1 week ago | flipboard.com | Marina Hyde

18 hours agoWhen Kris Jenner stepped out in Paris for Lauren Sánchez's star-studded bachelorette party, her glam was glamming. But there was more to her look that generated a lot buzz on the Internet, leaving her fans to flood the comments section speculating about her youthful appearance. In recent months, the …

2 weeks ago | theguardian.com | Marina Hyde

To Cannes, in the country of France, where last night Jeff Bezos’s fiancee, Lauren Sánchez, got what she deserves: a philanthropy award. Lauren was honoured at something called the Global Gift Gala, where she received the women empowerment award for her commitment to climate justice, social justice and coming off at absolutely all times as a woman who refers to her breasts as “my girls”. Regular readers will know I have a huge amount of time for her.

2 weeks ago | airmail.news | Marina Hyde

If you’re familiar with your folklore, you’ll know the story of The Emperor’s New Plane, in which some barely-even-wily out-of-towners turn up with an offer to give a vain and selfish leader a new $400 million Boeing 747-8. The merits of accepting this “flying palace” are invisible only to those who are stupid or incompetent, which means the emperor would literally be an idiot not to take it, right? Right?