Mark Hill

3 weeks ago | thebeaverton.com | Mark Hill

TORONTO – A frustrated Maple Leafs fan threw their jersey onto the ice during a crushing 6-1 playoff defeat to the Florida Panthers, which the Leafs promptly allowed to slide past them and into their own net. “And that’s another goal given up by Toronto,” the play-by-play announcer said, as the Leafs milled ineffectually around the jersey until it glided through goaltender Joseph Woll. As the game continued, several other thrown jerseys also confounded the Maple Leafs.

1 month ago | thebeaverton.com | Mark Hill

EDMONTON – As Alberta suffers its worst measles outbreak since the 1980s, Premier Danielle Smith has called on Albertans to demand a better deal from the airborne disease.  “As we all know, medical science has yet to find a way to prevent preventable diseases,” Smith told reporters.

1 month ago | inverse.com | Mark Hill

Somewhere around the time Michael Bay began developing a Skibidi Toilet movie, it became natural to wonder if Hollywood’s desperate trend-chasing could get any sadder. But while the disposable nature of such products makes it easy to forget their ubiquity, the truth is that Hollywood has been shamelessly trying to profit from flash-in-the-pan trends ever since Train Pulling into a Station II: Training Day.

1 month ago | flipboard.com | Mark Hill

On Friday, Olympic legend Simone Biles took to her Instagram story to share two milestones. One was her being on the way to Louisville for the 151st …

1 month ago | thebeaverton.com | Mark Hill

PETERBOROUGH – Present polls panicking Pierre Poilievre, proving poor political performance, privy pals pronounced. “Pah! Pesky plebs!” pouted Poilievre. “Perhaps people picture Pierre Poilievre pivoting past politics? Poilievre prefers prime parliamentarian!” Previously, Poilievre perfected populism. Present president perforated Pierre’s principal platform plank, politicos pontificated. Pending preferred Poilievre proclamations promising proficient production, public purportedly picking present PM.