Mark Pennington

RT @MarkTimMornings: Mark & Tim discuss the kid who got her face bit by a snake at a Russian petting zoo. #snakeslikechicken #donotgotoarus…

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The Mark & Cali Show @Bearmornings

Mark & Tim discuss the 100-year-old lady that loves White Castle sliders. #cannotgetthatsmelloutofthecar #darkmarkstrikesagain https://t.co/HPsEotgREK

RT @MarkTimMornings: Mark & Tim discuss Hooters and their crazy merchandise. #notthosekindofpillows #earwings https://t.co/wTJBaHkRHZ

RT @MarkTimMornings: Mark & Tim discuss a petition to keep Jeff Bezos in space. #stayinspacebezos #penisrocket #reentrytax https://t.co/wHL…

I want to be Sir Richard Branson when I grow up… #virgingalatic https://t.co/WgLMPLzRcf

When @AndyGreenradio says you need to watch MacGruber... you go home and watch MacGruber...

Give Me TV or Give Me Death https://t.co/nVYh4Atple via @YouTube https://t.co/3rZDbun9tW

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Thanks Direct TV for the amazing customer service option of “getting a ladder and climbing on the roof to clear snow off the dish” or “waiting until the snow melts” @att #whoneedstvduringsuperbowlweekend #deathbyicyladderfall https://t.co/BZcDlD2xZ3

RT @BrimleyLine: Born October 3, 1969, No Doubt singer Gwen Stefani is 18,530 days old today, making her the same age as Wilford Brimley on…

RT @SamuelLJackson: Did we just get Martial Lawed??! So, he just Declared War on The Public??!! It’s not 1807 this is not Rebellion!!, but…

RT @StephenAtHome: As more brands send me reassuring emails during this difficult time, your silence only grows more deafening, Laffy Taffy.

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“The Last Dance” is great but give me Larry Bird playing left handed all day long...

Bleacher Report @BleacherReport

In 1986, Larry Bird decided to play left-handed against the Blazers and “save his right hand” for the Lakers two nights later. He finished with: ◽️ 47 PTS, 14 REB, 11 AST ◽️ 10 of 21 FG made lefty That was a bad man. (via @NBAhistory) https://t.co/T0Y0ZtOSfl

RT @RossTuckerNFL: It's officially Draft Week. https://t.co/Lad6JTw7TW

Possibly the only upside of “Pandemic 2020” is that now MAYBE midwesteners will finally stop referencing the “Blizzard of ‘78”