
Marty Smith
Columnist at Willamette Week
Willamette Week's "Dr. Know" and guitar player for PDX murder-pop phenoms Slutty Hearts. Avid indoorsman. Addicted to powdered cheese.
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1 week ago |
wweek.com | Marty Smith
I receive a ton of Democratic Party-adjacent fundraising texts. I’m pretty sure a lot of them are scams, but I still feel a pang of guilt responding to progressive heroes like Pete Buttigieg or Elizabeth Warren with a bitchy “UNSUBSCRIBE.” Is there any way to tell which ones are legit and which I can nuke with a clear conscience? —Brisket QueenI used to worry about turning into a Republican.
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1 week ago |
wweek.com | Marty Smith
While grocery shopping at night, I’ve noticed the potatoes in the produce section being covered with some kind of blanket or tarp. I haven’t seen any other vegetables treated this way. Has the Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission banned potato sales after 9 pm? Or do the tubers have trouble sleeping with the light shining in their “eyes”? (Get it?) —Kathie L. Don’t quit your day job, Kathie.
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2 weeks ago |
wweek.com | Marty Smith
I have always heard that in Oregon, places that serve hard liquor are required to serve hot food, and the food is supposed to be some minimum percentage of total sales. Some places, however, offer only a few microwaved snacks that nobody buys. Is this yet another rule effectively killed by COVID? —Hungry BarflyCOVID certainly did turn our world upside down, Barfly.
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3 weeks ago |
wweek.com | Marty Smith
Can I flush my dog’s feces down the toilet so it gets treated properly? Would anybody buy special dog toilet paper to pick it up? Isn’t sealing poop in plastic a little bit stupid? —Warm and SteamyIf your plan is to flush your dog’s poop down the toilet, Steamy, I would argue that sealing it in a plastic bag makes at least as much sense as shoving it in your jeans pocket until you get home, but it’s your call.
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1 month ago |
wweek.com | Marty Smith
Between the Interstate 5–Interstate 84 interchange and the Fremont Bridge, there are at least three unfinished freeway off-ramps that just end, dangling over the void. Was the Oregon Department of Transportation planning for off-ramps they couldn’t ultimately afford, or were the engineers just hoping to set Portland up as the scene of an epic Speed-inspired bus jump? —Jackie M. There are certain questions I get asked over and over again.
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