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  • 1 week ago | wweek.com | Marty Smith

    You’d think companies would want their products’ names to be memorable, catchy and descriptive: Windex, Duracell, KitchenAid. So why has Big Pharma been doing the exact opposite for the past few years? I just saw an ad for a drug whose consumer-facing product name is—hand to God—“Bimzelx.” Are they just fucking with us?

  • 2 weeks ago | wweek.com | Marty Smith

    My friend is shopping for houses. The one she likes has an underground heating oil tank. We’ve both heard vaguely scary things about these tanks (words like “DEQ” and “thousands of dollars” were involved), but we’re hazy on the details. What’s the actual scoop? —Oily BirdWhen I was a child, I had a toy/game called “Time Bomb.” It was designed to resemble a cartoon bomb, with a windup mechanical timer for a wick.

  • 4 weeks ago | wweek.com | Marty Smith

    I receive a ton of Democratic Party-adjacent fundraising texts. I’m pretty sure a lot of them are scams, but I still feel a pang of guilt responding to progressive heroes like Pete Buttigieg or Elizabeth Warren with a bitchy “UNSUBSCRIBE.” Is there any way to tell which ones are legit and which I can nuke with a clear conscience? —Brisket QueenI used to worry about turning into a Republican.

  • 1 month ago | wweek.com | Marty Smith

    While grocery shopping at night, I’ve noticed the potatoes in the produce section being covered with some kind of blanket or tarp. I haven’t seen any other vegetables treated this way. Has the Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission banned potato sales after 9 pm? Or do the tubers have trouble sleeping with the light shining in their “eyes”? (Get it?) —Kathie L. Don’t quit your day job, Kathie.

  • 1 month ago | wweek.com | Marty Smith

    I have always heard that in Oregon, places that serve hard liquor are required to serve hot food, and the food is supposed to be some minimum percentage of total sales. Some places, however, offer only a few microwaved snacks that nobody buys. Is this yet another rule effectively killed by COVID? —Hungry BarflyCOVID certainly did turn our world upside down, Barfly.

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Marty Smith
Marty Smith @martysmithxxx
3 Jun 24

Put $900 cash in a @BankofAmerica ATM. First got "There is a problem with this ATM," then a spinning "please wait" ball for 10 minutes, finally it crashed back to "Welcome" screen. Now app says I deposited just $390, and no one at BofA will answer the phone. @BofA_Help #ripoff

Marty Smith
Marty Smith @martysmithxxx
30 Mar 24

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Marty Smith
Marty Smith @martysmithxxx
2 May 23

If you're hoping nobody's going to find out about it, you probably shouldn't be doing it.

Sophie Peel
Sophie Peel @sophiegreenleaf

Oregon Secretary of State Shemia Fagan has resigned. https://t.co/CiDASuCC30