Matthew G. Miller

My son: "If I didn't smoke pot, I'd be a straight-A kid with no social life, hanging with kids with no social life. Yes, I see the irony."

My son tells me "I may not be the sharpest knife in the place they keep knives, but I'm the brightest." Who is this child? #cnftweet

I must be getting older. When I read "DNR" on my dashboard, I don't think "drive neutral reverse," but "do not resuscitate." #cnftweet

RT @SwedishCanary: Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego are starting to put the pieces together.

Despite an overnight snow, I still go out for a run. In the soft quiet, my house keys jangle on my pocket like sleigh bells. #cnftweet

"Cut up some carrots, celery and apple," my son says. "Then in honor of Chinese new year, we can have nachos." Who is this child? #cnftweet

Nosferatu: Attack of the Stokers @VikramParalkar @VeryShortSequel

Nosferatfor: A New Trope @VikramParalkar @VeryShortSequel

Nosferatsix: Return of the Red Eye. @VikramParalkar @VeryShortSequel

Nosferatfiv: The Vampire Strikes Back... @VikramParalkar @VeryShortSequel

My son hands me back the depression screening: "I have little interest or pleasure in filling out this survey." Who is this child? #cnftweet

Two boys, in dyed hair and tight shorts, make plans: "I know it's Pride this weekend, but let's not go overboard on the color." #cnftweet

While reading The Time Traveler's Wife, each time she turns a page, she flips it back to check she has the right one in sequence. #cnftweet

"Plus ... a special single-author collection of Tiny Truths." @slomotrainwreck #cnftweet https://t.co/MHUau3WSrf

Creative Nonfiction @cnfonline

The April newsletter is out—and full of writing prompts, distractions, event invitations, tiny truths, and more! https://t.co/UTJdncJZvu

From this morning on, my son is taller than I. "How tall do you think you'll end up?" I ask him. He gloats. "Doesn't matter now." #cnftweet

I remember I love my cat when he eats paper towels, can't pass them and drags his butt leaving fecal racing stripes on the carpet. #cnftweet

"I had chocolates in our lunch. But I walked by a woman crying on the phone. I said 'Here. Have a chocolate.' I gave her yours." #cnftweet