
Michael Burg
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1 week ago |
medium.com | Michael Burg |Smillew Rahcuef
RICKY DON’T LOSE THAT NUMBERDangerous, Weird, and Just Plain Ol’ Nasty, and Tasty, Numbers69 won’t be covered right up front but we will get thereI’m confused. Photo by Mick Haupt on UnsplashI planned to go in order — numbers and all, ya know — but why not lead off with a bang, or something closely related.
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1 month ago |
medium.com | Michael Burg |Smillew Rahcuef
MOVE ALONG — THERE’S NOTHING TO SEE HEREIt’s all in the subtitle. But if you’re in the mood for further explication and hot, hot, HOT! writing tips, read on. Oh, don’t really want to read on? Well then, here’s the picture that reveals all. Yup, that’s right. I wrote 12 little words in response to a Will Lockett story and people went after it like free pizza at a Weight Watchers meet-up. And …… my pithy prose is the second “most relevant” comment in Mr. Lockett’s comment line up. See?
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2 months ago |
medium.com | Michael Burg |Smillew Rahcuef
THE RIGHT STUFF, SOME OF IT ANYWAY“O excellent! I love long life better than figs. “— ShakespeareMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬·FollowPublished inThe Pub·4 min read·--Quieting your mind so you can concentrate on how bad you look naked. 😬 Photo by Max on Unsplash“O excellent! I love long life better than figs. “ — William “not-an-MD” Shakespeare (The bard died at 52 on his birthday.
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Mar 8, 2025 |
medium.com | Michael Burg |Smillew Rahcuef
MOPSA — Making our planet stupid againAs it turns out, they’re remarkably popular. I wonder why. Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬·FollowPublished inThe Pub·4 min read·--Froggin’ moron. Photo by Jack Hamilton on UnsplashStupid is in … again!After years of boring societal advances in science and other such bullshit, stupid now rules.
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Feb 18, 2025 |
medium.com | Michael Burg |Smillew Rahcuef
No, Data Science is NOT on the listMichael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬·FollowPublished inThe Pub·5 min read·--The new me, hard at work, and about to be struck by a car. Quick! Read my poetry before it’s too late! 😬 Photo by Matthew LeJune on UnsplashIf I mention that my Medium meta stuff will cease will this story be flagged as Medium meta? I hope not. This is NOT a Medium meta story. Humor and satire, especially my brand of it, has been a fail … especially for me.
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