Michael Citro

Manchester United's last nine games vs. English teams: 1-0 loss to Tottenham 1-0 loss to Chelsea 2-0 loss to West Ham 4-3 loss to Brentford (hey, goals scored!) 1-1 draw to Bournemouth 1-0 loss to Wolves 4-1 loss to Newcastle 0-0 draw to Man City 1-0 loss to Nottingham Forest

It's possible United will never be good again. I'm not even sure Sir Alex could get Hojlund to score goals.

EPL team, so one-goal deficit is insurmountable for this attack.

Manchester United @ManUtd

There's plenty of time left in this. #MUFC || #UELfinal

1 Don't bother closing down the crosser. 2. Shaw in position to deal with the cross. Doesn't. 3. Onana, wyd? Can you actually see a soccer ball?

NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer

IT’S SPURS WHO STRIKE FIRST IN THE EUROPA LEAGUE FINAL! (🎥 @CBSSportsGolazo) https://t.co/Eu7rRhEGzU

Someday, United will start scoring goals against EPL teams again (not counting themselves) and it'll be glorious. Not sure if today will be that day, but it would be a lot cooler if it is.

https://t.co/7nhRICoEjW

Jeff Kassouf @JeffKassouf

Michele Kang just announced a rebrand for Europe's most successful women's club: Olympique Lyonnais Féminin ⏩ OL Lyonnes. That gives Kang "London City Lionesses" in England + "OL Lyonnes" in France. Lots of talk about that animal. And a Washington Spirit rebrand still looms. 👀 https://t.co/S5IrfyBLrW

If anyone is looking for Messi, look in the pocket of rookie midfielder Joran Gerbet. 😂

Justin Ellis looks like a player. And he is developing quickly.

The announcer called this OCB-Inter Miami II game "El Clasico del Sol, MLS NEXT Pro edition," but that's not a thing and we don't recognize that designation. Everyone knows this is the reserve edition of Tropic Thunder.

OCB out here declining penalties after conceding two of the dumbest goals of the season by doing the ol' long stutter step to out-wait the goalkeeper and then not out-waiting him (or placing the shot well).

I would take at least 15 (maybe 20) starting goalkeepers in Major League Soccer over Onana. He should never play another minute in a Manchester United kit. It's not like playing him will increase his sale value.

I don't think I've ever seen a player knock his teammate's arm into a ball to concede a series-winning penalty before, but here we are, LAFC.

I'm not saying Dorgu is point shaving, but if he was, he might play a lot like this. Just zero touch, terrible decision-making, and no product of any kind in the final third. But there's 60+ more minutes of this to come.

Not an easy decision, because we'd rather be doing everything, everywhere, all at once. But honestly not that big of a change in the grand scheme of things.

The Mane Land @TheManeLand

Changes aren't permanent, but change is. Announcing a change to the way The Mane Land will approach live match updates on social media: https://t.co/1JB9VNtbf4 https://t.co/1JB9VNtbf4

Pitches better than Yankee Stadium: https://t.co/gC6w0Zy7tX

Look, I can be inarticulate, but i feel like Otter did me dirty on this interview. Still, I said lots of stuff about the Orlando Pride and some of it might even be accurate (or prove to be). Check it out!

AllForXI @AllForXI

The NWSL is back! #VamosPride We are so grateful to have @TheManeLand's @ManeLandMichael join us to preview the Orlando Pride's 2025 season. Can they repeat their magical and historic 2024 season?👇 https://t.co/FyEsnxclOz