Michael Hann

Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now / Baby, Marxist pope, Marxist pope / Woke Marxist pope

Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer

@drprevost WOKE MARXIST POPE

RT @NotThatHughes: "Woke Marxist Popes, sir. Thousands of them" https://t.co/GmVjtlAaGd

Help me with a linguistic question. Which phrases have entered the language via sports commentary. I don't mean phrases from sports ("Leave it all on the field", "Get this across the line" etc). I mean phrases used by commentators – "Early doors", "Watching on". Any suggestions?

Good to see this classic as a clear favourite for the Puskas prize this year. https://t.co/5exhNX9Jcb

The Kneecap furore is the Frankie/Relax furore again. With Hamas and Hezbollah instead of anal sex.

RT @chrisdeville: Seems like Tom stopped tweeting so as long as I'm still lingering here... you should really read him on one of the greate…

I reviewed amazing shows by Self Esteem and Father John Misty. https://t.co/EWpIl8RH7J

It's nonsense to talk of QPR having "thrown away" the game to Burnley on Saturday. We were without key players, and we only conceded five goals. In any other circumstances, in which we scored six goals, we would have won. As we will next time.

Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan

It is nonsense to talk of @PierrePoilievre having “thrown away” this election. Canada’s Conservatives just secured their best result in 11 general elections and 37 years. In any other circumstances, they’d have won. As indeed they will next time, assuming they keep their leader.

Exciting to see the back of my head in a piece about @StevenWilsonHQ https://t.co/63hcO8MMjO

Whoever the new QPR manager is should read Christian Nourry’s key scouting document. https://t.co/HkcCrsqe3o

Dear @QPR. On the whole, we’d prefer to keep @MCC14 to Christian Nourry. We can see the clear benefit the former brings. We don’t see the same from the latter. And we’ll be here long after Nourry has gone.

QPR FC @QPR

Martí Cifuentes has been placed on gardening leave. Assistant coaches Kevin Betsy and Xavi Calm will take charge of first-team affairs on an interim basis and prepare the squad for our final fixture of the 2024/25 campaign against Sunderland.

Never been able to hear the Arsenal crowd from NW5 before, in 30 years. Must be very loud there

And an MP who never visits his constituency is the man to do something about hyper local problems

Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage

Potholes are a huge talking point in this campaign. There are 827,000 of them across the councils up for election on Thursday… This one is so big you can play golf in it! ⛳️ https://t.co/xgEwZ7ZXkt

Big lesson for pop groups, and it holds true over and again, back to punks wearing swastika armbands. If you don’t want to be held accountable for things you say, don’t say them.

This is very disingenuous. At the Forum last year I watched them lead a chant of “Ooh aah Hezbollah”. I don’t think Kneecap are a threat to civilisation; I don’t think the police should be investigating a pop group. But this statement just isn’t accurate.

KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL

KNEECAP STATEMENT: They want you to believe words are more harmful than genocide. Establishment figures, desperate to silence us, have combed through hundreds of hours of footage and interviews, extracting a handful of words from months or years ago to manufacture moral https://t.co/qZht5532Zf