Mike Kelley

RT @maridapr: why is there a barbie movie. who cares

RT @Delta: @ocarroll51 Can you calm down and allow me some time to work please ??

Not enough people appreciate the sheer brilliance that was Happy Gilmore.

The tide is turning on news agencies getting free content on Twitter and I absolutely love it. “I’m here with JoeBlow7, can we use this content on air and social” “only if you pay me!”

Why do people ask if they can ask a question? Just ask the question.

Dear concert broadcast directors, please don't ever focus on the guitarist ripping a totally awesome solo, just keep focusing on the singer looking like he's pushing out a huge dump.

RT @Pandamoanimum: Woman in Tesco put a divider down on the conveyer belt for the man behind her at the checkout. He didn’t say thank you s…

togo sofas are ironically cool right? like, nobody actually likes them right?

the internet is a better place today, but i can't quite put my finger on why

tipping is absolutely absurd. i wish i had the balls to change the little ipad number when they hand it to me but i'm too weak

RT @dgp: I love how much time United spends making its website ultra secure with 5 secret questions I always forget the answers to in case…

is it better to be informed and depressed or ignorant and happy note to self: don't read the new york times in the morning

I have once again tried Capture One and once again found it completely overrated and clunky

Some OG mpkelley work right here circa 2014

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Is WaPo more balanced than NYT or will I want to cancel WaPo for trying to cancel Elon Musk every other article too?

RT @Schell: I’ve never seen people switch their expertise from immunology and virology to geopolitics and international conflict resolution…