Mike Ricordati

Hi. Please join me at 8pm tonight in the basement. Pants are optional. https://t.co/6tsZ2t263w

This kid is turning 8 this week. What a joy its been to watch her grow. ❤️ https://t.co/eK6NzI3Za4

Uh oh. I feel another Sean McDonough lecture coming on.

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing

Sean McDonough on Americans booing Canadian anthem: ‘Let’s be better than that’ https://t.co/7lhdU5o76s

Breaking: The halftime show has been cancelled. Instead, Sean McDonough will yell at all of us about how the Chiefs don’t belong.

Yes! Another franchise in a state with two current teams that can’t draw fans. And let’s put it 90 minutes away from Tampa! Brilliant!

MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors

Barry Larkin Joins Group Attempting To Get MLB Franchise In Orlando https://t.co/cUCriG2gcM https://t.co/9rU8wz1MnF

Who among us hasn’t jizzed in a massage parlor? AmIrite?

Today. 3pm. GTH

It's title game night. Also known as, the last time ESPN will pretend to care about the Big Ten until next December.

Live at 8pm tonight. GTH https://t.co/6tsZ2t2DT4

Perhaps the most talented broadcaster I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. RIP

MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors

Bob Uecker Passes Away https://t.co/nLvcEZue1n https://t.co/qlzdhG8G9x

Banker: Sir, before we give you this loan, can you please provide proof of employment? Me:

Cucho Divot @SnydeManCometh

I dont know of this will attract or repel more viewers to the YouTube stream. 🤣 @ManAndBone971 @CommonManRadio @DegenerateTBone https://t.co/CsEJdF1eYB

We all pretended to live our sports dreams, fantasizing about what it would feel like to become a legend for the team we watched on tv. Jack Sawyer punched his ticket to Buckeye immortality. What a feeling that must be.

Mel Gibson knows at least 3 people who have regrown limbs after consuming the saliva from Herbie's dog.

That’s right, Georgia fans. No one wins a title with their backup quarterback. https://t.co/waCaT1G7lb

I know the narrative will be that OSU is playing a “road” game against Texas. Geographically, yes. But no one travels like Buckeye fans. I have no doubt.