Mike Sholars

Chromakopia is like catching up with your funny friend who loves you and has wisdom to share, but also gossip, and also their ADHD diagnosis just came through, and they've had this Neptunes beat stuck in their head for a minute. It's a DOPE album. (And yeah, I'm that friend.)

WE GOING TO THE CRITERION CLOSET WITH THIS ONE Y'ALL

Is Speed Racer on 4K HDR yet? @SpeedRacer4K

As some of you saw, there was a tweet about Speed Racer coming to 4K. Yippee! The only reason I haven't posted about this yet is that I'm an anxious, apprehensive person - and have not yet gotten confirmation from my sources, nor seen any official releases or news posts.

Lance Stroll being penalized in this race is like a human taking steroids and still getting dunked on by Air Bud #USGrandPrix #F1Austin

"Sir, you have just lost the populur vote. ...Lar."

Personally I cannot wait for my Nintendo Alarmo to watch me at night while Pokémon Sleep listens, and after I wash up with Pokémon Smile I can do some quick GPS-tracked cardio via Pikmin Bloom before starting my Ring Fit Adventure!

Who hasn't confused the Black Parade with the Million Man March?

Ashwin Rodrigues @shwinyo

JD Vance has the face of a man caught between eras. He looks like he wants to segregate a My Chemical Romance concert

"We're not so different, you and I" is a god-awful tactic for a comic book villain, and it's a terrible one for a POLITICAL DEBATE. It's like watching the Democrats write a Enemies to Lovers fanfic about the Overton Window.

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Eric Adams proving Prince Paul right again and again and again and again https://t.co/6BiiOlFkcN

RT @chaclobro: https://t.co/JGXnI5StAq

It feels significant that the best games, shows, and now movies based on Transformers are about exactly one thing: The fall of Cybertron and the formation of Optimus Prime and Megatron. It's equally significant that the second-best ones are about a gorilla punching a T-rex.

Twitter is the best place to watch a Black man go incredibly hard for 5ish minutes today

KENDRICK: lord i only pray for serenity and peace ALSO KENDRICK 4 BARS LATER: the peace of the GRAVE once ALL MY ENEMIES ARE VANQUISHED

Funko Fusion coming out ONE WEEK after Astro Bot feels like a cosmic joke (and someone should pay me to write about it).

"I have concepts of a plan" is one for the fucking books.

SPHERES OF TERRA

everyone is clowning on this clip, but they don't realize it's a really subtle reference to Phil Collins' brief (but tragic) time as a beekeeper

9-1-1 NEWS @911TVNEWS

First TRAILER for Season 8! 🐝 #911onABC https://t.co/vVIebgxppk