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  • 1 week ago | miketanier.substack.com | Mike Tanier

    Steve Young and Joe Montana took center stage in Part I. Now it’s time for all the guys who couldn’t win the big game despite superstar supporting casts or whose merits are defined in comparison to their immediate predecessors. It turns out 49ers quarterbacks have been dealing with such narratives since not long after the end of World War II.

  • 1 week ago | miketanier.substack.com | Mike Tanier

    To paraphrase Douglas Adams: 49ers quarterback history is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's hard to properly rank Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Joe Burrow and Justin Herbert, but that's just peanuts compared to 49ers quarterback history. Joe Montana, Steve Young, Bill Walsh and their interrelationships are the subjects of an intimidating array of histories and memoirs. There’s Best of Rivals by Adam Lazarus.

  • 2 weeks ago | miketanier.substack.com | Mike Tanier

    Welcome to the 2025 AFC Draft Performance Assessments. Are you looking for the NFC DPAs? You will find them here. Are you wondering what DPAs are? They’re GRADES, okay? I spent 20 years in public education hearing buzzwords for “grades,” then the last 20 years on the NFL Internet being told how stupid draft grades were (by the folks reading and reacting to them). So I came up with this bit a few years ago. Now I am stuck with it. And finally coming clean does not feel liberating in any way.

  • 2 weeks ago | miketanier.substack.com | Mike Tanier

    These are not draft grades. They are Draft Performance Assessments (DPAs). They are like draft grades, but 3000% better because they accurately reflect how subjective and superficial this whole process is they have a fancy name and a scientific veneer. And sub-categories; most readers actually find those helpful. The AFC DPAs are still baking and will be published bright and early on Tuesday morning.

  • 2 weeks ago | miketanier.substack.com | Mike Tanier

    The NFL old-boy network operates at a sociological level somewhere between a herd of skittish wildebeests and a cafeteria table full of pimply middle school boys afraid to admit that they really like Taylor Swift. It’s a pack that is terrified of anything that threatens the hierarchical social order. So naturally NFL decision makers are wary of Deion Sanders, an apex predator in sheep’s clothing with a hungry mouth to feed.

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