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Nelson Thielen

Orlando

Staff Writer at Zone Coverage

Remember that annoying kid in your high school youth group? He’s all grown up. Go #Vikings. Go #Seminoles. I write about the Vikings for https://t.co/Sr962tDeIO

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  • 1 week ago | zonecoverage.com | Nelson Thielen

    We’ve officially reached the point of the offseason where it would be impossible to explain to someone like my wife what the differences between the various practice phases mean. My wife loves watching football during the season and will even humor me when I rant endlessly about free agency or the draft. She easily understands the concept of training camp. But rookie minicamp? Mandatory minicamp? Organized team activities?

  • 2 weeks ago | zonecoverage.com | Nelson Thielen

    I am just about the most casual, bandwagon Minnesota Timberwolves fan in human history. I’m essentially the equivalent of your midwestern, suburban mom leaning in to check on the score from the kitchen while I’m busy working on my tater tot casserole. I understand nothing about the nuances of basketball.

  • 3 weeks ago | zonecoverage.com | Nelson Thielen

    Fandom is a fascinating phenomenon. Most of us decide to like a team as children, maybe because of a favorite player or family ties, and then proceed to let it have complete and full control of our mental state every weekend for 18 weeks of the year. And that’s not even including the offseason and draft. This can mean a difficult relationship with your fandom, particularly those of us who somehow ended up as Minnesota Vikings fans. There are many types of fans.

  • 1 month ago | zonecoverage.com | Nelson Thielen

    As a lifelong Catholic and devout Minnesota Vikings follower, it’s interesting to see the world suddenly become so invested in this thing I love. That is, unless they’re doing something particularly scandalous or embarrassing. I’m speaking, of course, about the Minnesota Vikings, with a quarterback conundrum that’s apparently as riddled with all the drama and secrecy of the Papal Conclave.

  • 1 month ago | zonecoverage.com | Nelson Thielen

    I almost can’t bring myself to type the words. It feels crazy to say. How many times over the last decade and a half of Minnesota Vikings football have fans and analysts lamented the offensive line woes above all else? How many times have you seen the comment Can he play guard? under any free-agent signing or draft pick? Well, Donovan Jackson can indeed play guard, and he might have just cemented a top-five offensive line in all of football.

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Nelson Thielen
Nelson Thielen @NelsonThielen
28 May 25

My toxic trait is how much I would unironically lose my shit if someone got me a signed Christian Ponder jersey. 😂😂😂

SleeperNFL
SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL

Who was the first NFL jersey you ever had?

Nelson Thielen
Nelson Thielen @NelsonThielen
25 May 25

Blatant disrespect to Christian Ponder 😤😤😤

Dov Kleiman
Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman

Each NFL team's GOAT: Do you agree? 🧐 https://t.co/B7vqYZBMvg

Nelson Thielen
Nelson Thielen @NelsonThielen
25 May 25

If you win by 50 it should count twice 😂😂😂